Matt Ayres

I read people’s opinions on sport and then send them to my mate so we can laugh at how stupid you all are.

[Matt Ayres @MattAyr]

So, do we get excited yet?

#mufc

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No one will want the job, no one in their right mind would be convinced into taking it and no one is good enough to save this club

[Matt Ayres @MattAyr]

The sooner United fans realise we are not a top team anymore the better.

Realising that a point against Villa away from home is a result.

In a rut but by no means fucked.

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Rashford is in form, this is exactly what United needed to happen

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@UnitedStandMUFC

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@HYPEX @ShiinaBR @IRT_SStieban where we dropping

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Lucky girl, he’s a keeper.

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

💍❤️ Congratulations to Gigi Buffon who got married! 🇮🇹

[Matt Ayres @MattAyr]

Time to cancel the now tv subscription…

3 MINUTES?! Behind in 3 MINUTES at home?!

#MUFC

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@Javsrn14 @IRT_SStieban Disgusting behaviour stieban

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#FC25 is the second consecutive year I’ve not bought the most recent EA Sports football title.

It is possible to beat addiction.

[Matt Ayres @MattAyr]

A Niko video making me tear up was not on my 2024 bingo card…

[Matt Ayres @MattAyr]

What’s cooler than being cool?

[Matt Ayres @MattAyr]

Does anyone want to pay me money to lose weight?

I think it’s the only way I’d ever actually do it

[Matt Ayres @MattAyr]

I’m so done with football already…

[Matt Ayres @MattAyr]

Oh no, we are now the farmers league…

[Matt Ayres @MattAyr]

I bet Pep got Oasis tickets - jammy bugger

[Matt Ayres @MattAyr]

I think this is about as hard as it could have got from that draw no? #MUFC

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RIP Sven

[Matt Ayres @MattAyr]

Liam to Noel last night…

[Messages @thesadsms]

i still want u in my life.

[Matt Ayres @MattAyr]

If Sancho moved to Chelsea with a player going the other way, who would #MUFC fans want it to be?