Matt Atkins

[FIU Alumni @FIUalumni]

Third time’s the charm! 😸

Our 18th Annual Fishing Tournament and Panther Block Party is back on for July 9 at Monty’s in the Grove! Net proceeds benefit our new day in @FIUAthletics! 🏆

🎟: https://t.co/YEAcyqOUDj

[Matt Atkins @MattBAtkins]

@_angelsalas_ Jessica Simpson struggling after Newly Weds was canceled...

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@_angelsalas_ Same tho

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@_angelsalas_ @POTUS Alternate petition: change the name to “City Next To Kansas”

[FIU Alumni @FIUalumni]

Make sure to tune into our Instagram on Monday, February 3, as we kickoff #PantherAlumniWeek with an Instagram Takeover from alumna @janeebug_ ‘15, Student Engagement Coordinator at California State University, San Bernardino!

[Shit Nonprofits Say @nonprofitssay]

Wow, we’ve reached 10,000 followers. Does that mean we can finally get some admin support?

No? OK.

[Matt Atkins @MattBAtkins]

The best recruitment commercial I ever for the @USArmy was @katyperry ‘s “Part Of Me” music video.

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The worst typo is ? when you meant !

Ex: Happy Birthday? That’s so cool? I love you, Matt?

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I know it’s 2020 and everyone is supposed to be different now, but the @jonasbrothers have been to the year 3000, and they said not much had changed, but they lived underwater.

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@_angelsalas_ I can see it

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The official text-laugh dictionary:
Haha= .
Hahaha = I smiled
Hahahhhaa = I’m actually laughing
lol = softens the previous statement
Lmao = that was funny/relatable
Lmfao = another smile
LMFAOOOO = I cant catch my breath I’m laughing so hard

[Matt Atkins @MattBAtkins]

Lady at Joann Fabrics talking to fabric:
*gasp* You’re here again!!... ven conmigo. I know you’re a hit!

Idk what she’s making with that pink floral silk, but I must have it.

[Rebecca Solomon @RSolomon_FIU]

Ready to knock this tailgate out of the park! #FIUalumni #FIUfootball 🐾🏈💛💙 @SMDuke @MattBAtkins

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@_angelsalas_ My new roommate pays me with Zelle. I h8 it.

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Why are low carb diets so controversial?
They go against the grain.
#AlexaTheComedian

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You know how people say “dry humor?” Well, what is “wet humor?”

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@SMDuke I’m doing an inspirational leadership training program! Highly recommend.

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Stressful things are such blessings. Once you’re on the other end, they’re sources of major humor.

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@_angelsalas_ I do

[Matt Atkins @MattBAtkins]

My 11th grade teacher did that thing where he took a girl’s phone cause she was texting in class. He got super angry, threw it across the room, it shattered and we were SHOOK. But he had swapped it with a decoy and was making a point, but I still think about that #10yearchallenge