Matt Balaban

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

[Matt Balaban @MattBalaban]

The funniest thing on TV now? Progressive commercials. #SoGood #Progressive

[Matt Balaban @MattBalaban]

@davidu Drive has one of the best movie openings of all time.

[Matt Balaban @MattBalaban]

@IanBegley @SNYtv Tell me how to feel better about giving up so many firsts for a player who has never been an all-star?

[Matt Balaban @MattBalaban]

@LingoCBS Love the show. It’s upsetting to us when you use plural words that end in S. Those shouldn’t be in a lingo game.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Matt Balaban @MattBalaban]

@davidu I can’t wait for this stand-up comedy tour.

[Matt Balaban @MattBalaban]

Hey if anyone was planning on getting me Jets gifts for the holidays, please just don’t.

[Matt Balaban @MattBalaban]

@davidu @MrBeast I’m a big Mrbeast feast. This whole line of thought is so mind boggling to me.

[Matt Balaban @MattBalaban]

Thanks @Feastables! So much fun at the #heist . Awesome memorabilia! #feastables cc @MrBeast

[Matt Balaban @MattBalaban]

@ToTheRescueGame and @PlayLRGames my daughter loves to the rescue but found a glitch on switch. Some Dogs aren’t able to be retrieved from epic play space. The ones she put in on previous days can’t be taken out. How can we help you fix?

[Matt Balaban @MattBalaban]

@MetroNorth @fred_mcnulty Quiet cars were great. At least conduct a survey to let commuters weigh in. The morning commute would be nicer if people weren’t having loud phone conversations in every car.

[David Ulevitch 🇺🇸 @davidu]

🚨📣🚀 Want to work with me and @KTmBoyle? I'm hiring a Chief of Staff, reporting to me, as a part of our American Dynamism team, based in New York. Here's the posting: https://t.co/jBMYu6wTFX

[Matt Balaban @MattBalaban]

@lizlemonyall Can I have an example? And please make it suitable for Tracey in Wisconsin.

[Matt Balaban @MattBalaban]

I’m officially “my kids always beat me in Mario Kart” old. #MarioKart

[Matt Balaban @MattBalaban]

@sepinwall I tried but to open with a dead baby and then a boring pilot - that’s not a formal for success.

[Matt Balaban @MattBalaban]

@MrBeast I’m in! Only 9,999 people to find now. Thanks!

[Matt Balaban @MattBalaban]

What an awesome YouTube video! https://t.co/O2qHYgi5Cj

[Matt Balaban @MattBalaban]

Wait - you can listen to my friend @EricSchultz talk about my favorite current show #SuccesionHBO on the official podcast hosted at the company I work for @YouTube?!?This is great! https://t.co/IZOIIC4Tm6

[Matt Balaban @MattBalaban]

@MetroNorth @F_A_L_O_N @GrandCentralNYC +1 for quiet cars! We need them back! Yes I am aware of the irony of using exclamation points to say this.

[Matt Balaban @MattBalaban]

@RichCimini Why is he not sliding there? It’s the first quarter of a pre-season game.