Matt Barry

Local Hero

[Matt Barry @MattBarrySucks]

We can keep the egg hunt though. The egg hunt is a pretty good spring equivalent of trick or treating already. But we make it spooky. Or slutty. Spooky slutty egg hunt. Jesus won’t be thrilled but like he already has Christmas so maybe he can back up a little bit.

[Matt Barry @MattBarrySucks]

Peeps aren’t good and they certainly aren’t good enough to offset a bunch of Jesus stuff and that’s why we need to get rid of Easter and replace it with some kind of spring-themed Halloween equivalent where we get to dress spooky or slutty and eat literally any other candy.

[Matt Barry @MattBarrySucks]

The hardest part about being an ugly person is that I can’t see that I’m an ugly person, so I just walk around like a normal person doing normal person things, instead of staying in my bell tower, carving wooden figurines of the Romani girl I like.

[Matt Barry @MattBarrySucks]

Always use finely ground unicorn dust. Nothing ruins a day like a chunk of unicorn in your chalk bag.

#rockclimbing #bouldering #climbing #unicorn https://t.co/slF33EBVBV

[Matt Barry @MattBarrySucks]

Hey I helped back this incredibly weird project on Kickstarter a year ago and now it’s a Real Thing!

#rpg #ttrpg #faithnomore #dnd https://t.co/hCc4XMK9B6

[Matt Barry @MattBarrySucks]

This is probably the Halloween sequel where they finally nail it, right?

[Matt Barry @MattBarrySucks]

spooky spider

#spider #spidersofinstagram #arachnidsofinstagram https://t.co/MqznmY3xkv

[Matt Barry @MattBarrySucks]

Rammstein did not disappoint.

#rammstein #rammsteinlive #gillettestadium #metal #concert #pyro #fire https://t.co/pjiDuaGw7q

[Matt Barry @MattBarrySucks]

Had an exquisitely spooky time at Heilung last night.

#heilung #folkmetal #spooky #antlers #neofolk #concert #metal @ Worcester Palladium https://t.co/qb2m7926yr

[Matt Barry @MattBarrySucks]

Hey I’m on the same page as the wailers!

https://t.co/2f04IPhZVW

[Matt Barry @MattBarrySucks]

I'm doing two shows at the Leavitt Theater in Ogunquit tomorrow and the last time I was there they hated me so you should go see what happens this time.

[Matt Barry @MattBarrySucks]

This is my collection of original paintings because I’m a fancy art collector. Pieces are by Coty Dube (1+2), Landon Richmond (3), Danielle Glasgow (4), and Kyle Harris (5).

#art #painting #fancy #classybitch https://t.co/G9bQ4eWDLo

[Matt Barry @MattBarrySucks]

Goobers be goobin’.

#dog #dogsofinstagram #summer #summervibes https://t.co/hgMOA4GOwO

[Matt Barry @MattBarrySucks]

Yeah I got an outdoor PS2, because I’m the goddamn king of 2003 baby now go grab yourself a Surge and pull up a chair. We’re listening to Linkin Park.

#ps2 #2000s #summervibes #nostalgia https://t.co/dnrK8Fvu5I

[Matt Barry @MattBarrySucks]

Pumped to be a part of the HighLifeStyle sho this October in Boxboro, MA!

https://t.co/rF6y90Dot6

[Matt Barry @MattBarrySucks]

Marshmallow

#summer #campfire https://t.co/JqO0gg7rp5

[Matt Barry @MattBarrySucks]

Hey if anyone wants to play Risk, my sunburns look like a map of the world.

#summer #geography #map #risk #beach #sunburn https://t.co/6JQLb3q6GQ

[Matt Barry @MattBarrySucks]

Today I had a job interview and bought a painting of a garden gnome smoking weed, so in case you’re wondering, Matty Unemployed is DOING JUST FINE.

[Matt Barry @MattBarrySucks]

Doin shows this weekend

[Matt Barry @MattBarrySucks]

Super secret show in Newmarket NH this weekend but you can come if you want: https://t.co/44w6C6C7NT