Matt Bird

[Phillip Schofield @Schofe]

The 10 shot Snow Hotel challenge... of course I'm up for it 😂

[Matt Bird @MattBird44]

Tony to win

[leanne🍒 @leannewynnexo]

when you buy a ticket and it doesn't get checked for the entire journey

[Matt Bird @MattBird44]

All these girls wearing these massive glasses but all I see is Walter White 😬

[Matt Bird @MattBird44]

@JoeeyKetteridge https://t.co/dwrH8qudQL

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When the pre workout kicks in https://t.co/ffBaqXJlhH

[Matt Bird @MattBird44]

@CauseWereGuys @JoeeyKetteridge

[Matt Bird @MattBird44]

Boss sends me this today 👌🏾 if you know you know #WhoAreYa 😅

[Ryan🇮🇪 @RyanTHFC_]

IM FUCKING DEAD

[Matt Bird @MattBird44]

@AlfieYoung22 @harveyclaark

[j @J_BHAFC]

Pablo Escobar poses for a picture at his home with other members of the Medellin cartel. Circa 1984.

[Cían @CWB_94]

When you've been buying a lass J2O's all evening, then you see her sniffing sherbet with the kid who pushed you off your bike last week

[Ryan Sampson @MrRyanSampson]

That feeling when the Sun newspaper compares you to the German Chancellor

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

this guys trump impersonation is spot on 💀 https://t.co/nIecTaMF4h

[Matt Bird @MattBird44]

@tim_tgs3003 @rustyrockets legend

[JJ @JAMES_J0NES]

What did we ever do to deserve the undateables 😭😭😭 https://t.co/AC6nROt4ck

[char @satanseyebrows]

'Hey, Donald Trump! I wanna know why you're such a cunt!'

[Matt Bird @MattBird44]

@caledwrds mate what are you chatting ?

[Matt Bird @MattBird44]

Can we stop with the 'driving lesson nr' on snapchat it's so wet 😂

[Joe Weller @joe_weller_]

Problem solved