Matt Bloom

Emmy winning & BAFTA nominated writer/director of good stuff. If you have money, hire me..if you have none, be my friend.

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@fairysal Mine instantly shriveled despite care. How's yours doing?

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@southlondonjohn @linholden @marksandspencer Exactly!

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So @marksandspencer won't honour my elderly dad's expired gift card - even though they don't put an expiry date on the card 🙄 and their gift card query phone line cost us £1 a minute 🙄🙄. Customer service petty and unhelpful. So won't ever shop there again.

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@milpol1 @marksandspencer Yes, I put on a false moustache and a wig and sneak in to buy overpriced hummus

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@werdna300 @Terristarfish @marksandspencer 😂

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@linholden @marksandspencer Good advice :) I DID email the CEO! Were unhelpful. Said there's an expiry from the 'first transaction' which any customer would read as meaning 'when you first use it' but they said it means 'when the card was bought'. But it was a gift from someone else!

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@reddit_liars @marksandspencer The number on the back of that gift particular card, 08456045604, was indeed premium rate. No lie. They may have now changed to a lower rate for current cards.

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Glorious.

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@CameronCrowe LOVING the book Cameron!

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Happy 80th birthday (surely a typo??) to outstanding human @hwinkler4real. I hope you're having a happier day than when I made you dress as Santa: "Ho, ho, holy hell this itches!"

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@AliExpress_EN Another empty reply. The further assistance I need is you or Yodel taking responsibility and issuing a refund.

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Illusion:

These dark blue lines are all straight and parallel 😱

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A once in a generation mind. One of my heroes. Thank you David Lynch.

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1,000 games later.

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@markcousinsfilm Oh no. My huge condolences and love to you Mark.

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Remarkable story, subject and filmmaking. Recommended.

https://t.co/8mNOnf000e

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Illusion:
Unbelievably, there is NO red in this image. Zoom in to see...

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@hwinkler4real This also works with American actors, right?

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Was on holiday and saw the solar eclipse yesterday. Then bought this plant from Chinatown on the way home. Anyone know what I should feed it..?