Matthew Bluhm

[Matthew Bluhm @MattBluhm]

Romantic relations are like playing a hand in Whist: you start without knowing the cards your partner has in their hand. You both have some good cards and some bad cards. When you play out the hand, you get an idea of what your partner has left.

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Canada Dry is bringing on all the kitten cuddles– and honestly, we’re here for it. Deutsch LA and CDGA tapped comedian Eric Wareheim and Prettybird Films to direct their latest campaign “Sip into the Comfort Zone,” letting you experience the transportive taste of Canada Dry.

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The propellers work better in the water.

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What would Mrs. Claus think? "King of the North Pole," indeed.
#santa #frosty #eroticfanfiction

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I know I can make good choices; I was always great at those Choose Your Own Adventure books. It's the real world application that eludes me.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Seen anything good on TV lately?

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A movie I'd like to see but will probably never be made: a horror movie based on The Island of Misfit Toys.

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I think it's strange that the word umlaut contains no umlauts.

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Just when I've lost hope in humanity, @currentplaylist has a @thecure 2 hour block.

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Most people are so average.

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My new favorite quote: "Well, if we're all going to die, we might as well be thinking of something stupid."

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Why isn't the German word for German German?

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The upside to COVID-19: the liquor store clerk can't smell your breath thanks to face masks. #suavedrunk #coronavius

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Working from home

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Well, at least the bathrooms at work are going to be clean. #CoronaVirusUpdate. #CoronavirusPandemic #coronavirus #COVID

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That really is some impressive chalk art.

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Band name: Pico on the Boatside #bandnames

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Paul's Boutique turned 30 yesterday!

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Band name: Lurch Brigade