Matt Bonanno

Actual copywriter, aspiring comedian. From Malta, now based in Manchester, UK. Shit at bowling.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

All passengers presumed dead after plane went missing off US coast https://t.co/2riK7O1WHE

[Matt Bonanno @MattBonanner]

@michaelh992 Russian Foreign Minister - go fuck yourself.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Until last week, Russian oligarchs could buy a British passport, no questions asked. Today, there is no ‘legal’ route to the U.K. for Ukrainians fleeing Russian war crimes. Both are deliberate Conservative government policies.

[FotoPyK @FotoPyK]

Prosty przekaz z Łazienkowskiej. Co ważne śpiewany zarówno przez kibicow Legii i Wisły #LEGWIS 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #StopRussianAggression

[Fuad Alakbarov ⁠⁠ @DrAlakbarov]

Ukraine managed to hit Russia’s Millerovo air field in Rostov with Tochka-U tactical ballistic missiles.

[Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine]

hey people, let’s demand @Twitter to remove @Russia from here

no place for an aggressor like Russia on Western social media platforms

they should not be allowed to use these platforms to promote their image while brutally killing the Ukrainian people @TwitterSupport

[Matt Bonanno @MattBonanner]

"Twitter is violating my freedom of speech," writes @realDonaldTrump , on Twitter.

[Matt Bonanno @MattBonanner]

I'm so glad #Malta 's economy is in the hands of a barely literate baby who can't even win an argument against a 15-year-old girl @SilvioSchembri

[South America @SouthPark]

Watch the full episode - https://t.co/oktKSJdI9i

@THR article - https://t.co/nXrtmnwCJB

[Matt Bonanno @MattBonanner]

.@sarapascoe How could you refuse after he used a purple devil emoji?

[Bis-Serjetà @bis_serjeta]

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Boris.

#BorisJohnson #Brexit #LuxembourgPM

[Bis-Serjetà @bis_serjeta]

Meanwhile, in Luxembourg...

#Brexit #BorisJohnson

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Boris Johnson forgets that the Hulk only fights for the good of the whole. Mad and strong can also be dense and destructive. The Hulk works best when he is in unison with a team, and is a disaster when he is alone. Plus...he’s always got Dr. Banner with science and reason.

[Matt Bonanno @MattBonanner]

.@BorisJohnson is like an open mic comedian who's only been doing gigs in front of his friends but has now been found out because he has to perform in front of a proper audience.

[Matt Bonanno @MattBonanner]

Imagine if @jeremycorbyn sat like this. The Tory papers would literally explode.

#HouseofCommons #Brexit

[Matt Bonanno @MattBonanner]

@realDonaldTrump Maybe they should've raked the vestry.

[Yanis Varoufakis @yanisvaroufakis]

Does it matter what you think of him? Have we not fought, as humanists, for centuries against the right of state authorities to make those who embarrass them disappear? If you let people you dislike disappear into a black hole, who will come to your aid when it is your turn?

[Matt Bonanno @MattBonanner]

Hi @piersmorgan What do you make of this? Shocking that a man can't even sponsor a literary prize anymore because of the #MeToo movement https://t.co/pxnRPTIBpU

[Matt Bonanno @MattBonanner]

I bet Prince Philip only escaped from the crash 'unscathed' because he can re-grow his legs #princephillip #ConspiracyTheories

[Matt Bonanno @MattBonanner]

@carloscooperos Hi, sure thing.