Matt Bordman

MKE

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You ever seen a frog kid?

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Pretty good new album out today. Nice chill summer record.

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JIM GAFFIGAN IS GETTING A SHOW? How did I not hear about this sooner?

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The best part of being on hold is seeing every second tick by.

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Gary Clark Jr. is awesome. So many genres. Can't wait to see him at Summerfest.

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Senior screenings should be one night screening. Extensive Q and As after each film. No intermissions. Attendance is mandatory to graduate.

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"Thirst isn't a battle that can be won or lost. It's an ongoing dialogue between man and beverage"

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Maybe if I let the timer run out, this guy will quit.

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Fifty thousand people used to live here. Now it's a ghost town.

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Charlie Day's Bob Dylan impression is the best.

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Sometimes when I'm having too good of a day, I go try to print things on campus just to bring me down a bit.

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"I keep not laughing at the Big Bang Theory, and so I figure 'it's gotta be the TV' and I bought a bigger one"

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I've definitely said dilapitated my whole life, instead of dilapidated. It's insignificant, but someone somewhere probably thinks I'm dumb.

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Top 5 was a fantastic movie. @chrisrock #Respect

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This is my beer. There are many like it but this one is mine.

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I love sleeping for 12 hours and still somehow waking up sicker....

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TIL only booze with a ph of less than 7 will curdle milk. Huh.

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"Why are there rocks in the urinals?" "Oh, because I put rocks in them."

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"Chris Rock and everyone else at every single media publication called My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy the best album of the last 25years"

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Kanye should host the oscars next year.