MattBozyD

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Why do bagpipes go so fucking hard dude, holy shit they get me pumped to throw a log or something

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@eddyburback My personal favorite scene was the Dabloon hand

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@joshmcgoo Does this work for angle closure if you just put rice on the eyes?

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@Anarchitect918 @sparklinguncre1 Here's a good source if you need, near the end is when they discuss decontamination

https://t.co/j79Ejo0LxT

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@sparklinguncre1 @Anarchitect918 Anything that's advertised as an eye whitening drop (or anti redness) does so by constricting different blood vessels of the eye, which would reduce prevent your eye from being able to react and likely worsen any ocular injuries

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@sparklinguncre1 @Anarchitect918 Hi, eye doctor here, under no circumstances should you use Visine after tear gas (or any other eye whitening product). Water is the most cost effective in this scenario.

Though honestly I wouldn't recommend Visine in any scenario.

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@Doctor_Fill @thor_benson

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@lamekaylee Ok but how expensive was the lava lamp?

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@lamekaylee It depends on the job, if you work in a lava lamp factory I would probably say no

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@erastourtswift @eleanorcats

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@Spout_Podcast @taylorswift13 @TSwiftLA @theTaylorSwiftP @tayswiftdotcom @SpotifySwiftie @eleanorcats

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Blooming onions are peak American Excellence

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People who dont follow hockey when they watch a game

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Star Wars writers when they back themselves into a corner

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Toast is just twice baked bread

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Cardi B A movie director
Who is also a baby
At the end of a
long day of filming
🤝
That's a wap

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I'm tired of taking the high road, or even the medium road. It's only Ad Hominem attacks and slippery slope fallacies from here on out.

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Resisting the urge to change my profile pic to someone's NFT to make fun of them because I don't want people who follow me to think I'm an NFT Nerd

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The age of man is but a mere passing breeze to the horshoe crabs. They have seen our birth and our rise. And while we, individually may live longer than them. They will outlive us all.