Matt Brauner

I guess my only defining trait is that I like toast. I may have others but toast transcends all.

[Matt Brauner @MattBrauner2]

@GyuOutdid @Witness2Roswell @Aethlestan @pinkleftygirl Hey man, on the topic of going back to school, where's your punctuation? Forget highschool, you need to go back to 3rd Grade. I felt like James Bond, deciphering the code that is your jumbled up writing.

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@Fleger_Actual @spreadthelove7 As an American, please shut up dawg. I ain't tryna find out why Canada made so many additions to the Geneva Conventions. If you wanna fight em, do it yourself. Don't drag the rest of us down with you.

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@canustopcryingb @lilkiddd906 @xoeeie You mean like objectifying a gender down to it's genitals alone? I swear there's a women's product for that as well, but what was it called again? Oh right, a dildo. And if sex toys are objectification, why are women objectifying animals/mythic creatures?

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@Quietnthechaos @Box_Box__ @femmeroneh @xoeeie It's seems a little more fucked up to boil either gender down to just their genitals.

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@NycJon5 @TheBarb3rSh0p @_STE_Games At least he's got some form of logic, rather than just stating personal belief like it's the end all, be all.

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@Tyler_pestell @PapiLeafs34 @Allygunzz @_STE_Games In current comics, Miles' Spider-Sense is the strongest of any known Spidey, outside of Anansi and maybe Madam Web. And of course Peter is going to be physically stronger than Miles, you're comparing a teenager to a grown man.

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@oelma__ It looks like Godzilla, but for legal reasons it's NOT Godzilla. Still, we should run like it IS Godzilla!

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@Dr_Gavin_Brewis @RangersGTM So if I stabbed your mom to death, then came after you, you won't press charges against me because I'm diagnosed with BPD and Psychosis, right? Having mental illness does not overrides justice being served, nor is it an excuse to be used for committingANY atrocities.

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@skyearrow @Durrtydoesit Uncle Ben reaching down to grab the web, type shi.

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@Durrtydoesit Oh, oh no... I am so sorry for whoever convinced you to play this gooey gutter garbage. I had the displeasure of playing the Beta, and all I could think was, "How do you fuck up The Hulk? He do a punch, maybe a hop or 2, and definitely a smash. What in the actual fuck is this?"

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@bestabyssdad @SillyVanya @LilithLovett Google says otherwise, you fuckin amoeba brained sewage slurper.

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@mfkelsy Depends on if anything else is going on the sandwich. I ain't eatin no Mayo and Jelly sammich, and I sure as hell ain't eatin no muhfuggin Peanut Butter and Balogna sando.

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@Supersipra1 @_girlarchive Go hit up a church, you'll definitely find straight sin men. Quick math's. (get it? Cos and Sin)

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@dn9hvn @ne0n_black @vadalin08 @Imtough88 @BaseddGhost @mgmtarham You realize the Irish were some of the first slaves to be owned during America's founding, right? The only reason the Africans were more widespread is because they had a lower chance of roasting to death under the Sun unlike the Asians, Whites, or Natives.

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@zzerak91 @Airborn_Eevee @evilsteveve Actually, you insufferable anal abrasion, he did exactly what he was going for. His entire point was that the Umbrella comparison makes sense, because it's a fucking tool. Just because you struggle with reading comprehension doesn't mean you gotta act like a mud-water douche. 🖕

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@007_lunar @hell_line0 The tone of this comment and the way you worded it imply that you don't believe women could commit rape at all. If so, then gee, I guess I've been carrying around false childhood trauma for the last 12 years.

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@MorenaFCH @hell_line0 Hi, Welcome to Pete's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic, where your Loss is our Sauce! Are you lookin to fill your belly or empty it?

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@Theswat57 @Eli_B_Again Dawg. I like women. Don't disrespect them like that. Jerk Doughboy is more like pond scum than ANY kind of primate. Not even algae, just the slimy discharge from fish birth.

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@scudworthyaoi @kieran_nelligan Technically, the gorillas don't talk the way we hear them. It was just translated for Us, the Audience. In reality Tarzan is the one making gorilla noises, rather than the gorillas making human noises.

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@raisintoastdoe @whtaboutthatguy @mudtrout00 Do you? Do you really? Cuz you've clearly been lurking in this comment section for a while. Is this the most human attention/interaction you've had without begging, or are you genuinely so chopped that arguing on the Internet is the closest you'll ever be to touching a woman?