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I'm not retarded, I'm just choicefully abstarct in my thinking.

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What am I? The Hentai Police?

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Phre$h Creps

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Phwoi, lean.

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I'm putting weight on this this leg because this one's being a cunt and wobbling.

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Oi, shall we play Chinese Whispers?

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The Egyptians didn't smoke Amber Leaf.

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That tobacco was so old it should be in derby museum

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I've only managed to get a bit of Malteser stuck in my headphone jack.

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Maybe he sees with his ears.

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My man doesn't pay for his games, you know, he downloads the multiplayers.

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It's times like this that I'm glad I wear shoes.

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Nah, be less dense.

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Yo, it's like a zoot train.

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They do feel rah like bare smooth testicles.

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More like a male bondage session.

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Your Mum's a bowl.

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Statue Matt: Activated.

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I haven't been eating my carrots.

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Has anyone got anything long and hooked? Like a fishing rod.

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Throwback Thursday