Matt Burnham

Student at Connecticut College

[Matt Burnham @MattBurnham15]

@wyattdodd This you?

[godchilla @wyattdodd]

the feminine urge to steal other people’s babies

[godchilla @wyattdodd]

just getting some fuel to start my day @theneedledrop

[Chris Burniske @cburniske]

Anyone can buy crypto from anywhere in the world at any time.

[Meredith Salenger @MeredthSalenger]

Wow. On abortion. Well said @PeteButtigieg

Well said. #thankyou

[Kayce Smith @KayceSmith]

Folks, we’re on day 2 of the ocean argument between @FeitsBarstool and @marty_mush. John is distraught.

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Kevin Gates says he decided to lose weight after a baby tried to suck on his chest:

"I had my shirt off and I was holding my patna's baby and his baby tried to suck my breast."
https://t.co/q4T1Ju440X

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

For every RETWEET OF THIS TWEET we will donate $1 to
@COGorg.

Today is the last day to help us #KickChildhoodCancer. GO GO GO! 💛

[Jamal Adams @Prez]

This league is a damn joke! I just got fined $21k for this hit, I signed up to play football not two hand touch. Bullshit! I don’t give a damn about these soft rules protecting QBs. Im gonna play MY brand of football everytime I step on the field. SMH

[Marty Mush @martymush]

I am teaching @FeitsBarstool how to gamble and this was his first lesson

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

It takes a big man to admit his mistake, and I’m gigantic. I apologize to @stoolpresidente, @BarstoolBigCat and all others who were affected by my foolish guarantee. Not @marty_mush, though. He can kiss my ass.

[Barstool Radio @BarstoolRadio]

For all your anonymous weather sources hit up our guy @marty_mush #CCK

[Frankie Borrelli @FrankieBorrelli]

Holy moly. I love you too Phil.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I promise not to do this to Greenland!

[Matt Burnham @MattBurnham15]

@marty_mush @WayneJetskii Nah keep the community watch on edge

[Matt Burnham @MattBurnham15]

@TomScibelli There should be riots, blow a cloud for ya boy

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

@AdamSchefter Folk’s it should be,,, open and Schutt

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

You cannot "own" land; All of it belongs to mother Earth. Who are we in our hubris to claim that Her bounty may be our possession alone? We did not create this world- this world created us and as such we cannot lay claim to its body. Get this fucking parking ticket out of my face

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

This toe tap belongs in the NFL 😨

(via @SpinUltimate)