Matt Cam(p)🛎

Faith. Not in any god, not in myths and legends. In myself.

[Matt Cam(p)🛎 @MattC_13]

Photographic evidence of my peak

[Matt Cam(p)🛎 @MattC_13]

@emxlymargaret Thanks, Emily! ❤️😊

[Matt Cam(p)🛎 @MattC_13]

I was gonna do a Dany themed grad cap but idk now lol. Doesn’t seem appropriate. Thanks for ruining my hero with THE sloppiest writing we’ve seen in a while #GOT8x05

[Matt Cam(p)🛎 @MattC_13]

Honestly not hating either, I wish I looked that good and had the dedication. But like we wanna see the real you too

[Matt Cam(p)🛎 @MattC_13]

A concept: someone who is into fitness and proud of their physique but only personality trait isn’t “being a fitness influencer on insta”

[Matt Cam(p)🛎 @MattC_13]

A Brief Inquiry Into (Gay) Online Relationships

[Matt Cam(p)🛎 @MattC_13]

I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire. Unless human urine has evolved recently to include an incendiary chemical that would accelerate the burn process

[Matt Cam(p)🛎 @MattC_13]

Religion is a disease

[Matt Cam(p)🛎 @MattC_13]

@kolbywutevr Ugh love beej

[Matt Cam(p)🛎 @MattC_13]

@kolbywutevr More Beej plz

[Matt Cam(p)🛎 @MattC_13]

If we could learn to harness the power of clout we’d solve the world’s energy problems

[Brenna McSparin @breemcsparin]

so.. i hit the woah

[Matt Cam(p)🛎 @MattC_13]

My friend tipped a drag queen a lemon during her performance and she squeezed over him and that’s metaphorical or something I guess

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

Hey girl! I know this may sound crazy but how‘d u like to become a member of a company where u get to work from home, make YOUR OWN hours & make a 6 figure income, all while humiliating your loved ones & annoying the living shit out of every person who follows u on social media?

[Matt Cam(p)🛎 @MattC_13]

@black_attack7 This is a good point that I have not considered

[Matt Cam(p)🛎 @MattC_13]

Contrary to popular belief, you can work out without documenting it on social media. Not only will you get the same health benefits, but you also won’t look like a total fuck. It’s a win-win

[Matt Cam(p)🛎 @MattC_13]

@lyle_vanfossan I’ll allow that

[Matt Cam(p)🛎 @MattC_13]

You know you’re doing something wrong when you pull a textbook off your shelf that you forgot you purchased

[Matt Cam(p)🛎 @MattC_13]

I wanna raise a baby raccoon and teach it what ohana means

[Matt Cam(p)🛎 @MattC_13]

@kolbywutevr True but I feel like making a finsta is more angsty

[Matt Cam(p)🛎 @MattC_13]

Like if you would follow my finsta if I were to create one