Matt Noakes

IT trader with Hewlett Packard.
Always remember. Change is inevitable, except in a vending machine.

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@ManOnPod_Dronuk @fesshole From what you have said, then he shouldn't follow your advice? I'm in a twitter vortex!!

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@fesshole Colin from accounts

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@fesshole Why do birds.. suddenly appear.. when I... argghhhhhh!

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Wife gleefully showed me footage of two people making out in the alley next to our house. Grateful for rubbish CCTV, it was me and her best friend. Forgot about the cameras.

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@fesshole Cus, if you like a pina colada.

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I work for Tesco. Our food bank donation bin is in a blind spot and I frequently put stuff in it from the shelves during my shifts without paying.

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After spending the last year terrified I'd failed to create a bond with my young daughter, we've just had the most incredible afternoon together. It's a bigger higher than any drug I've ever taken but I can't tell my partner cause then she'd know how much I've struggled

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The office U.S is way better than the office U.K fact. I will fight you if you think other wise.

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@TitPostLeft Ignore this tweet. This person is a mor0n

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@Romulus1776 @velarisdreamr @JaydenvdHeck Aww bless ya, you massive racist.

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@fesshole I.t tech guys. Different breed.

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@JohnCleese My cat gave me covid. Don't ask me meow.

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@fesshole You're a sausage

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Spring has sprung in Oakmeadow Forest 🌳 What a fantastic morning we had! 🐞

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@bondy1971 @AmyWarhurst @Ginofantastico Absolutely

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@MissusJayGee @theJeremyVine Yeh but Jeremy's camp run though.

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@theJeremyVine Never realised how camp Jeremy is.

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I love my new #headshots by the fabulously talented @Kate_McDPhoto #northernactress #actor @_Rare_Talent

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[Amy Warhurst @AmyWarhurst]

Yesterday I delivered groceries and medicine to vulnerable people in my village then carried in to the top of an isolated hill. Just me there! Was beautiful. Felt so free. No children, fresh air and exercise 💪😎🤓 . Oh, and I did this #tiktok #thehillsarealive #escapism #freedom