Matt Chisling

Canadian in NYC. I read a lot of books and Broadway a lot of Broadway. @TodayTix.

[Matt Chisling @MattChisling]

WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle

[Matt Chisling @MattChisling]

If you supported the party that's at war with doctors (and not just ours, like, all doctors and medicine around the world), you might have won last night, but we are all going to lose as a result of that decision. You as well.

[Matt Chisling @MattChisling]

NBC… ya doing good things tonight 🥵

[Matt Chisling @MattChisling]

@caitalopram And yet my text is left on R!!!!!

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

America, the election is almost here. Here’s what to expect when polls close:

The margins are going to be close, but our campaign is on track to win this election. Americans all across the country are casting their votes in record numbers, ready to turn the page.

It will take time to count every vote, and there may be swings in the count along the way. Donald Trump falsely claimed victory in 2020, and we expect that he will do it again. We know that he is a liar—but the ballots will tell the truth. Stay patient, and know that every vote will be counted fairly.

America’s election system is strong—and it will not be interfered with by partisan actors. Our legal operation is ready to fight to protect every vote and make sure every last one is counted. Your vote is your voice, so get out and make yours heard: https://t.co/au6egSRhU8.

Together, we are going to win this election, and chart a new way forward.

[Matt Chisling @MattChisling]

I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you watched The Traitors back in January and have been waiting 9 months to pull of a #TraitorJoes couple costume??

[Matt Chisling @MattChisling]

@paciorettys Ok wait what??? Wait til you find out that MB and I are buddies also???

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Hello police, I’d like to report a murder.

[Matt Chisling @MattChisling]

@GrantGinder Oh I’m seated.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

All night he talked about himself and about her.

She, by contrast, talked about you.

Because that’s who she works for.

[Matt Chisling @MattChisling]

Correct answer:

[໊ @buffys]

what’s an insane single run

[Matt Chisling @MattChisling]

This cameo is gonna slap

[Matt Chisling @MattChisling]

Ok, hear me out SNL

[Matt Chisling @MattChisling]

This will appeal to tens of people on the net but:

[Roxxxy Andrews @RoxxxyAndrews]

We need an ASSASSINS TOUR!!!! who would you want on it?!?!

[Matt Chisling @MattChisling]

Joe’s ready for his BRAT summer

[Matt Chisling @MattChisling]

If you recognize this piece of clothing, you’re as gay (and as old) as I am.

[Matt Chisling @MattChisling]

@codyandrusnyc She is gone, but she used to could've been ours.

[Matt Chisling @MattChisling]

We were ROBBED

[BroadwayWorld @BroadwayWorld]

.@TheMandyMoore has revealed that she turned down starring in Waitress on Broadway.
https://t.co/uf8k8NizJl

[Matt Chisling @MattChisling]

There is literally not one morning that @MTA uptown A trains travel without delay on a weekday. Not one.

[Matt Chisling @MattChisling]

@joeycsims excuse me a revival WHERE

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

This will go down as one of the best, most memorable seasons of a reality competition show ever.

Superb host, amazing casting, fantastic twists, epic one-liners, endless meme-worthy moments, shocking ending — #TheTraitorsUS season 2 was Appointment Television at its finest.