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[MC @MattClosee]

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[MC @MattClosee]

Punk bitch @KarlTowns cc: @SeanFennessey

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

When twitter throws two tweets on your timeline back to back that align perfectly. And you gotta click that you’re not interested in a gambling app ad to get them both in the screenshot. Ultimate twitter experience.

[MC @MattClosee]

I am spiritually Balkan

[Pints Of Beauty @PintsBeauty]

Guinness in the original 60 year old glasses, stunning!

Foley's Bar, Inch, Co. Kerry 🇮🇪

[MC @MattClosee]

Pretty crazy no one cares anymore that the presidents a pedo

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

It’s probably bad that Trump and Epstein had a running joke about them both being sexual predators

[MC @MattClosee]

DAK SPIT FIRST PAUSE

[MC @MattClosee]

Shut up nerdass

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Some added clarity: NFL RedZone is seven hours — 420 minutes. Over that time, viewers will be served 1-2 total minutes of ads in :15 increments. This comes out to anywhere between 0.25% - 0.5% of the total time, considerably less than other sports/entertainment programs.

[MC @MattClosee]

@NoahSoupForYou Lmao

[NP @nadalprop_]

Roland-Garros Titles:

14 - Nadal
13 -
12 -
11 -
10 -
9 -
8 - Nadal in his 20s
7 -
6 - Borg
5 - Nadal in his 30s
4 - Nadal without dropping a set
3 - Wilander, Lendl, Kuerten, Djokovic
2 - Kodes, Courier, Bruguera, Alcaraz
1 - Nadal in his teens, Federer

[Bryce Greene @TheGreeneBJ]

This is arguably one of the most important and revealing graphs I've ever seen.

This is the result of deliberate policy not the magic of the market.

[MC @MattClosee]

@Oshwoods11 😂😂😂 just peeped this

[sean @_sn_n]

they made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm

[brandon* @brndxix]

.@JDVance

[MC @MattClosee]

Sorry, Expos

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

How you feel today is how we’ve felt for the last 7,591 days

[MC @MattClosee]

Hold that L dorks

[British Embassy Washington @UKinUSA]

🇺🇸 Enjoy your big day!

Honestly...

[MC @MattClosee]

A lil wimbledon sesh w the lads

[MC @MattClosee]

Me and Ben Shelton both 🤝

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

American Ben Shelton needed just 𝟭 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗧𝗘 to finish his suspended match this morning 🫡

#4thOfJuly | #Wimbledon

[MC @MattClosee]

What if the real war with Iran was the friends we made along the way

[MC @MattClosee]

Fellas, chill!

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

A traffic jam in China 😂😂