Your Friend Matthew

haha yeah it has grown a bit, thanks!

[Your Friend Matthew @MattColbo]

I guess goats do fly

[Your Friend Matthew @MattColbo]

@trickey_joe I tell it like it is

[Your Friend Matthew @MattColbo]

What’s with all the hair in my crack making it so hard to get my crack dry after a shower? Are we blow drying cracks in 2024?

[Your Friend Matthew @MattColbo]

This was the good tweet I almost had yesterday

[Your Friend Matthew @MattColbo]

haven't tweeted in 14 months, almost had a good one earlier too

[Your Friend Matthew @MattColbo]

@meatcanyon

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Weather Channel got this reporter in hell man. https://t.co/2A8dSdN4yM

[Donnie O'Keefe @DonnieOK]

Moment of impact #storm #surge #pab #nlwx #fiona wow (Not my video).

[Your Friend Matthew @MattColbo]

Float like a butterfly sting like my pee

[Your Friend Matthew @MattColbo]

hell of a weekend, though

[BNO News @BNOFeed]

Researchers in Italy report first case of someone testing positive for monkeypox, COVID-19 and HIV all at the same time

[Your Friend Matthew @MattColbo]

@Cheezman25 @YouTube best dad ever

[Your Friend Matthew @MattColbo]

excited to be back!

[Your Friend Matthew @MattColbo]

@ColinPat3 @masnOrioles Adley Colbo we go way back

[Your Friend Matthew @MattColbo]

dude Neil HATES lunar eclipses

[Your Friend Matthew @MattColbo]

@profgilbo @sherriontherock You are too kind Roger, thank you :)

[Your Friend Matthew @MattColbo]

FINALLY

[Your Friend Matthew @MattColbo]

@FlammableMaths just the fattest oof

[Your Friend Matthew @MattColbo]

@BillDennis3 @azbimseezit Hahahaha thank you kindly Bill, I'm excited to never throw a card ever again

[Your Friend Matthew @MattColbo]

@Obrodo hahahahah it's a common symptom

[Your Friend Matthew @MattColbo]

@nikmercer i write like i talk Nick it's one breath or no breath GET ON BOARD OR GET OUTTA THE WAY

[Your Friend Matthew @MattColbo]

What's up with all these dicks saying nobody's watching the Olympics "Olympics are dead" GET outta town wow you're so cool for not conforming shut up idiot I love the Olympics it's all I've been doing for 2 weeks I don't even know what I'm watching half the time but it rocks