Comedian Matt Baker

I tell jokes and try to make people laugh. I also like fishing. check out my Facebook or Instagram. probably more exciting

[Comedian Matt Baker @MattComedian]

I read that vaccines killed Matthew Perry, if you don't believe me check out the article on https://t.co/wNcKYwhUq2

[Comedian Matt Baker @MattComedian]

I'm all for celebrating but seeing your mom at 7:13AM in Walmart wearing a "fist me I'm Irish" shirt is a bit too much spirit for me
#StPatricksDay2023

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I was today years old when I found out Howie Mandel is not the lead singer of Disturbed

#nodeal #notdownwiththesickness

[Comedian Matt Baker @MattComedian]

Therapist: So what's on your mind?

Taylor Swift: Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby.

Therapist:...........

#antihero

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My toxic trait is referring to Phil Collins as Philadelphia Colonoscopy

[Comedian Matt Baker @MattComedian]

Blink 182 is back and tickets are $250
I guess this is growing up.

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The Incredible Hulk (2008) is a much cooler movie if you consider American History X as it's prequel

[Comedian Matt Baker @MattComedian]

Alot of people think I'm just a crowd work comic, and to that I say
" Is anyone celebrating anything tonight?"

[Comedian Matt Baker @MattComedian]

People are getting upset over tweets from the past. I'd be more devestated if people found my old MSN chat names.

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Wait, Jada slept with Al Pacino??

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Finally got the booster everyone has been talking about. Feeling safer then ever. Come at me!
#Booster #turboman

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@nshealth why can I not see my covid immunization record? It is not recognizing my health card

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When are gas stations going to bring back the "lockdown sales event" pricing? It's been over a year now.

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FIGHT NEWS: Godzilla is scheduled to fight King Kong this March, sources say the winner of the match will go on to face the reigning champ of destruction, COVID-19.

#UFCFightIsland #COVID19 #GodzillaVsKong

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My friend has a strong dislike for couches. It's a deep-seated hate.

#comedy #puns

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I drink a @redbull before I go to sleep every night that way instead of sleep walking, I sleep parkour

#sleep #comedy #parkour #silly #joke

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The Michael Jordan documentary has been released during the same time the government has declassified and released UFO videos. Why do I have sneaky suspicion they are gonna tell us "space jam" was based off of real events

[Comedian Matt Baker @MattComedian]

Once all the toilet paper runs out you can find me in the discount sock section!

#makeitwork #toiletpaper #desperate #reduce #reuse #recycle #coronavirus

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My iPod is broken. It keeps playing the same song by the knack. I think it has that my Sharona virus.

#cornoravirus #toiletpaper #ipod
#jokes

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A lot of talk about #pipelines lately.. here's all I know

#dmx #jokes #comedy #funny #silly