Matt Coyle

B.A. in Political Science,
Constitutional conservative,
Seminarian at New Brunswick Theological Seminary

[Steve Mudflap McGrew’s REMASCULATE podcast @REMASCULATE]

If Lindsay Clancy is found innocent because hormones made her emotionally unstable, women better be very careful celebrating that verdict.

Because the law loves PRECEDENT.

From that day forward, every job application is going to have a new question:

“Are you currently hormonal?”

“Well, I’m a woman.”

“Thank you. I think we’ll be going in another direction.”

You can’t carry a weapon anymore. No female police officers. Sorry, but we cannot hand a loaded gun to somebody whose legal defense might eventually be, “My hormones were acting up.”

No more high-stress jobs, either. No air-traffic controllers. No surgeons. No nuclear-launch codes. One bad hot flash and boom 💥 Canada is glowing.

And women definitely can’t be judges. How can you decide whether somebody else is emotionally stable when your own gender just established in court that hormones can make you kill three people?

No female politicians, either. You can’t be trusted to run the country if, according to your own argument, your endocrine system occasionally takes over the government.

And custody hearings are going to change overnight.

The judge will say, “Ordinarily, children belong with their mother. However, according to the Lindsay Clancy precedent, she may be only one hormone away from a Netflix documentary. The children go with Dad.”

Dad doesn’t know their shoe sizes, the pediatrician’s name or which one is allergic to peanuts, but his testosterone has never been successfully used as an insanity defense.

Feminists spent a hundred years saying women are not hysterical, irrational creatures controlled by their biology and one defense attorney walks into court and says, “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury… have you considered the uterus?”

You cannot demand equal authority and then ask for discounted accountability.

If women want equal rights, great. But equal rights come with equal wrongs.
Otherwise, that glass ceiling is about to become a padded ceiling.

[The Yak @BarstoolYak]

The next PMT

[Steven Cheah @StevenCheah]

Oh my God @RealMikeyBets

[Matt Coyle @MattCoyle22]

@KeithPapin8602 @BriceMarich When have they panicked? They litterally were down double digits in the first half against Purdue and ended up winning by double digits. Thats the first game since the big 12 tournament they gave up a lead at any point in a game. What examples do you have?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The year is 2026. Fetty Wap is performing Trap Queen

Life is good

[DraftKings @DraftKings]

@nataliecignetti @RedditCFB Indiana won as many bowl games (3) in the last 20 days as they had in the previous 125 years combined.

There will be statues built of Curt Cignetti.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Bears +470

[Matt Coyle @MattCoyle22]

What a game! #yankeesin5

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

Every American should be absolutely furious right now.

Charlie Kirk has never once encouraged violence against any political group, and he was just shot at an event in Utah.

Never advocated for anything except peace.

An absolute outrage. There are no words. Pray for Charlie.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Way to go @BFW

[Matt Coyle @MattCoyle22]

@BFW WE MOVE!

[AZ Band Cat Sports @AZBandCatSports]

"You want to talk about a group of young people that works hard? Good lord. Shoop [Chad Shoopman] isn't playing. Like he has those - they're out there now. They're awesome."

- Brent Brennan (@CoachBrennan) showing the @prideofarizona some love during Band Camp

(🎥 @AZATHLETICS)

[New York Giants @Giants]

Picnic or relay race next year? @SFGiants

[The Yak @BarstoolYak]

Every office in America when Nadu’s plane landed in LA

[Matthew Foldi @MatthewFoldi]

Just told @JohnFetterman that I’ve probably never misjudged someone as badly as I did with him

What a great — and well dressed — man

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Bing Bong Hanky

[KnicksMuse @KnicksMuse]

The Knicks just eliminated the Celtics.

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

The words we've all been waiting to hear: @DickieV is cancer-free ❤️👏