Matt Cozens

[Matt Cozens @MattCozens]

Can see it now, @joshmaja scores a hattrick today, celebrates his third by running over to Jack Ross, whipping a pen out of his socks and signing a new 5 year deal #safc #DaretoDream @RokerReport

[Matt Cozens @MattCozens]

Russia when they realise their allies in WW3 are Belarus, North Korea and Iran

[Matt Cozens @MattCozens]

Can't wait for England to get knocked out on penalties in the Round of 16 by a child who believes in a peaceful world.

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Who will win the World Cup?
A child who believes in a peaceful world.

[Matt Cozens @MattCozens]

I'm no expert but I don't think 'turn it off and on again' is the way to go

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

UK Prime Minister Liz Truss says she had to take urgent action to get the economy growing ​ https://t.co/MBD2dPSz52

[Matt Cozens @MattCozens]

@itsradiomike

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Paris Saint-Germain are now finally closing on Edouard Michut deal with Sunderland after resolving issues on new clauses. Michut will fly to UK in the next hours, tonight. 🚨🔵 #PSG #SAFC

Idrissa Gueye deal with Everton also on the verge of being completed. #EFC

[Matt Cozens @MattCozens]

Adama Traore really covers himself in baby oil before every match just to go out there and overhit every single cross

[Matt Cozens @MattCozens]

Won't believe Johnson has gone until i see a @FabrizioRomano "here we go" #itshappening

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

Thank you, Geads ❤️

#SAFC

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

🚨 Liverpool would have won the Premier League title, if it was decided on aggregate score

[Roker Report @RokerReport]

A break in play as Lee Cattermole is about to fight some Portsmouth fans.

[Matt Cozens @MattCozens]

Praying Luton win the playoffs so every weekend I can watch MOTD, shake my head and say "fucking Luton in the premier league, who would have thought" #luton #livelaughluton

[Matt Cozens @MattCozens]

Careful mate or she'll be wearing your ankle tag next

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Grime artist Wiley wanted by Met Police over court no-show https://t.co/x0dfdrtX6b

[Radio Mike @itsradiomike]

This was my Multiverse of Madness
#DrStrangeMultiverseOfMadness

[Matt Cozens @MattCozens]

Jordan Pickford singlehandedly saving Everton from relegation

[Matt Cozens @MattCozens]

Can't wait to see his link-up play with Francis Bourgeois

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Jack Grealish is set to agree a sponsorship deal with Gucci worth seven figures, making him an official ambassador, per @David_Ornstein

[Matt Cozens @MattCozens]

Some bloke chains his neck to the goalpost, the groundsman whips out the bolt cutters and then Iwobi scores a 99th minute winner... #UnbelievableJeff

[Matt Cozens @MattCozens]

Giving me PTSD flashbacks of the permanent thick fog of Lynx Africa in the PE changing rooms at school

[Manchester News MEN @MENnewsdesk]

Children were evacuated from a school this afternoon. Around 100 people were assessed by paramedics and two taken to hospital following the 'suspected discharge of an aerosol'

Read more here: https://t.co/Yqq0znscvO

[Matt Cozens @MattCozens]

Anti-vaxxers trying to figure out what's in the vaccines whilst I'm still trying to figure out how they cram 7,927 real mint leaves into each bottle #askingtherealquestions

[GILESY @GILESY1973]

Naaaa naaa naaa jermaine defoe #SAFC FUCKING YESSSSS