Matt Keenan

I can burp my ABC's. And write books.

[Matt Keenan @MattCrazy_]

Side note: yes, I have a job

[Matt Keenan @MattCrazy_]

Tryna pay for college. Anybody wanna buy me out? ($20 shipping or free pickup)

[Matt Keenan @MattCrazy_]

@sup_brogs Love you Creeg❤️

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@JuneauSam Bro I just did

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I've never driven a longboard

[Matt Keenan @MattCrazy_]

What's worse?

[. @nematoad66]

Thomas Edison: *invents light bulb*

Moths in 1879:

[tay💫loko @tayloko_]

the greatest artist of our generation

[Matt Keenan @MattCrazy_]

PICK ME

[Lauren Jordan @laurenn_jordan]

who wants to model for me? Let’s go pick something out at goodwill.😂😂

[Matt Keenan @MattCrazy_]

legendary

[Caleb Harrington @caleb_harr]

I for real went to bed at 7:30

[Matt Keenan @MattCrazy_]

favorite compliment:

"you're gonna be a great dad someday"

[Matt Keenan @MattCrazy_]

touching

[Scilla ᥫ᭡ @Houseofscilla]

Do y’all remember when I did a rice experiment to prove that there’s power in what u say? Same rice, identical jars, kept in different spots in same area. Every morning and night for 30 days, I said positive things to the love rice and negative to the hate rice. The outcome.

[Matt Keenan @MattCrazy_]

Tuesday is the worst day of the week

[Ju @JulianAlegria7]

Faithfulness like the sunrise....

[Matt Keenan @MattCrazy_]

@KrystaJennings1 @thisisalxandrea It's gets progressively worse tho. 1st season is the best, second season is solid, third season is questionable, didn't finish the fourth season

[Caleb Harrington @caleb_harr]

Interstellar is one of the most beautifully made movies of all time

[CJ. @williscj_]

after eatin a Nature Valley granola bar https://t.co/H6enLMU4Nv