Matt Steel

A husband, dad & digital bod (in that order). Fascinated by the working of communities, the on-line world, making connections & the overlooked corners of life.

[Matt Steel @MattDSteel]

@McCoys are you cost cutting? The last few multipacks of flame grilled steak crisps we've bought, have had quite an insipid flavour.

[Matt Steel @MattDSteel]

@papercutsshow From generous givers to stingy scrooges.

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@papercutsshow Hold me Cow #fixtheheadline

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@papercutsshow Swanky sprays for spoiled sprogs #fixtheheadline

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@papercutsshow The facts of life #fixtheheadline

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@papercutsshow Point Percy at the Porcelain #fixtheheadline

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@papercutsshow Agents of the deep state #fixtheheadline

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@SouthernRailUK I have just missed my train because your substandard ticket machines won't allow some ares of the screen to accept touchscreen inputs. #ticketofficeclosures

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@papercutsshow CenTEAnary #fixtheheadline

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@papercutsshow When you fish upon a car
The one that got away
Satellite fish
#fixtheheadline

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@papercutsshow HulKim #fixtheheadline

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@papercutsshow Shy away from take away getaway #fixtheheadlines

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@papercutsshow Crater caper... no comet #fixtheheadlines

[Matt Steel @MattDSteel]

@HushPuppiesUK I bought Hush Puppies because I thought they were a quality brand. Won't make that mistake again.

[LondonSpokes @LondonSpokes]

A customer returned some spokes for a refund. He sent me back his tatty, worn broken old spokes that were replaced from his bike.
@eBay_UK found in favour of the guy and now I have to refund him!!
Do these look like new spokes I could resell?
EBay clearly doesn’t support sellers.

[Dulwich Roads is also on Bluesky @DulwichRoads]

⚠️The driver of Range Rover LT14AWA repeatedly parks on double yellows at the junction of Calton Ave and Townley/Woodwarde making the junctions dangerous.

We’ve received multiple reports, including the driver gets aggressive and “claims to not know what double yellows are”🤦‍♂️

[Matt Steel @MattDSteel]

Just paid @Gatwick_Airport £5 because of their ineptitude at properly signposting the exit from their car parking. Ended up utterly confused on the drop off lane. Maybe it's deliberately confusing.

[Matt Steel @MattDSteel]

An interesting find, is this an example of shrinkflation @Tesco

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Hi Twitter!

My name is Harry, and I am Clinical Nurse Speiclaist in addiction.

I am fighting for a fair pay deal for NHS workers which is both deserved, and needed for the survival of the NHS.

Please give me a retweet and a follow!

#SOSNHS #NHSCrisis #NHS

[Planet Belfast @Planet_Belfast]

"Harold Wilson said that anyone who claimed that membership of the European Community was a black and white issue was either a charlatan or a simpleton... which brings me to Mr. Boris Johnson "

- Betty Boothroyd