Matthew Stombaugh

“a bio.”

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

Memphis comes back to take down No. 18 South Florida 😤

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

MEMPHIS IS THE FIRST BOWL ELIGIBLE TEAM OF THE 2025 SEASON 🐅🔥

@MemphisFB

[Memphis Football @MemphisFB]

SMOKED EM 🔥💨

#ALLIN | @chuckhuttontoyo

[Matthew Stombaugh @MattDStombaugh]

#GoTigersGo

[Matthew Stombaugh @MattDStombaugh]

@drewisokay

[Matthew Stombaugh @MattDStombaugh]

So proud of my friend @drewisokay - he is an amazing writer and an even better human!

[Drew Wheeler @drewisokay]

Delighted to have won two Tennessee Press Association First Place 2025 awards yesterday!
- Best Personal Humor Column
- Best News Photograph
Had to break out the ‘Daddy’ hat so the UT system knew I knew. 🙂‍↕️

[Matthew Stombaugh @MattDStombaugh]

Ya’ll TikTok knows the time is short. My FYP is suddenly filled with creators I haven’t seen since like March 2020. The nostalgia is real. I’m sorry…. It’s not me it’s the younitedstatesgovernment. (This misspelling is intentional and made for comedic effect).

[The Money Cruncher, CPA @money_cruncher]

Congressman Buddy Carter just introduced a bill to abolish the IRS, repeal income, payroll, estate and gift taxes.

I read through his 132 page proposal so you don't have to.

Here's everything you must know:

[Memphis Football @MemphisFB]

Good weather ✅
Had fun ✅
Swept @WVUfootball ✅

#ALLIN | #GoTigersGo

[Evan Kilgore 🇺🇸 @EvanAKilgore]

Most people don't realize they want to KEEP Daylight Savings Time and ELIMINATE Standard Time.

Standard Time is what we are using now, where it gets dark extremely early.

Daylight Savings Time is what we use in Spring/Summer where it is lighter later.

KEEP DAYLIGHT SAVINGS!!!

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

My argument is simple: people who say they want to see a return of American manufacturing don't actually vote with their dollar. Let me show you. 🧵

[Matthew Stombaugh @MattDStombaugh]

Dad of two Boys (4 & 5), and I have to agree with J.S. here. Husband is a parent too and should be able to watch the kids without his wife around (at least long enough for her to have dinner with a girlfriend!).

[J.S. Park 박준 @jsparkblog]

My wife is out with her friend. Her husband is watching their kids so she can go out.

Wife’s friend gets a call from her husband: “Kids are too much, I need help.” Her friend apologizes & leaves.

I was mad at this guy. Can’t imagine doing this to my wife. Or am I being unfair?

[Matthew Stombaugh @MattDStombaugh]

@MadisonKittay @booker_squared could not have said this better myself!!!

[Matthew Stombaugh @MattDStombaugh]

So my biggest issue with the #irishkidsong is that they 1000% sound Canadian.

[I'm From Cleveland @ImFromCle]

10,000 steelhead trout were released into the Cuyahoga River yesterday 🐟

An additional 50,000 are set to be released within the next 2 weeks, as part of a broader initiative to restock 450,000 trout across North Coast Ohio tributaries.

The river had previously been too dirty to justify stocking it with steelhead. This marks a significant step in rejuvenating our local waters and enhancing fishing opportunities!

🎥 @ShareTheRiver

[Matthew Stombaugh @MattDStombaugh]

@malwhee @drewisokay @drewisokay is a complete and utter #menace

[Matthew Stombaugh @MattDStombaugh]

This sounds like a bad AI rewrite of the “The Dead Poets Society.”

This can’t be real. You changed the word “dead” to “tortured” and changed the word “society” to “department” and decided that was the album name to follow Midnights???

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

🚨| Taylor Swift's "THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT" consists of 16 songs and 1 bonus track!

[Matthew Stombaugh @MattDStombaugh]

@haillllss @RileeDHarrison Ask your question, listen to the answer, ask them why they feel that way, ask if anyone else feels the same. Sometimes the prospective jurors who were too shy or disengaged to raise their hand the first time will tell more comfortable raising it to indicate agreement.