Matt Danielak

This is the ®Original Pabst Blue Ribbon Matt. Nature's choicest products provide its prized flavor. Only the finest hops and grains are used.

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Bleu cheese is good I’m sorry if you’re ignorant to the subtle beauties and whimsies of this world

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Happy New Year! Volume in a car should always be controlled via knob. Other opinions are wrong. Thank you

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Working out is hard. If you’re doing that, even sporadically, I’m proud of you

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Go to market strategy? What’re you, a little piggy?

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I say this jokingly @europe but if decimals and commas were meant to be switched as y’all have it then god would have put the comma in the number pad section of the keyboard mkay

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@PlayballCarti inquiring minds would like to know if you will be attending the event in Austin Texas two days from now. I hear your road record is strong

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@PlayballCarti Honestly impressed cuz with the level of fan you are I assumed your dad was jere morehead

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Just breaks my heart to hear that video of Owen Wilson skateboarding might not be real

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It was delayed another 9 hours if you were curious

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Now I'm someone who tweets at airlines. @AmericanAir delays my flight home 3 hours, doesn't let me change to another flight with the exact same departing and arriving airports (which had 7 open seats), then delays the original flight 12 more hours, 5 minutes before we board.

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Global entry is quite goated with the sauce as the kids say

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Ordered way too much tiramisu for Lucy's birthday party and I've now had tiramisu 5 days in a row. Life is good

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"You wouldn't eat 10 tortillas-" listen buddy you dont know me at all

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How can Elden Ring be among the greatest when you can't even griddy?!

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Recent food obsession

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DO NOT watch Poor Things on the plane!!!

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It is wild to me that this design got from someone’s cute idea (“Let’s put the Union Jack on the tail lights!”) through every step of production and regulation and onto the road, resulting in a right turn signal that points left and a left turn signal that points right

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Bro went a whole year without cleaning the filter

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Oh hell yeah they got ratatouille on the flight 🐁 🍅

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Flying is exciting until you do it too much and it just becomes a crowded bus in the sky with a lot of extra steps