Jack Burton

Owner Operator of the Pork Chop Express, International Relations Expert, Sex Symbol, Carpenter, Engineer, Technician & Investor

[Jack Burton @MattDavis_IME]

@thomasg_grizzle Iconic show at an iconic theater. Enjoy!

[Jack Burton @MattDavis_IME]

@leadlagreport Roll another joint and smoke it.

[Jack Burton @MattDavis_IME]

@teslaownersSV Farting in the bathtub and biting at the bubbles.

[Jack Burton @MattDavis_IME]

@MarioNawfal This coming from a guy who said he wasn't scared of germs because he used to snort coke off toilet seats.

[Jack Burton @MattDavis_IME]

@leadlagreport But it's a little weird you think you and this guy are the same...

[Jack Burton @MattDavis_IME]

@OHare888 Nah it's the original beavis and butthead

[Jack Burton @MattDavis_IME]

@Infidel50 @KnoxieLuv Um it's trump and his son in the picture with the guy, what the fuck are you talking about

[Jack Burton @MattDavis_IME]

@OHare888 I've been eating the sun and air for the past 13.7 days and never felt better. I'm about to eat a porterhouse, loaded baked potato and a port wine.... hashtag healthy # #healthy

[Jack Burton @MattDavis_IME]

@theRealGerardo @gtconway3d I don't understand why it's impossible to critique a the current office holder without being met by constant non substatitant rebukes that only use mistakes by others to justify wrong doing by another. It's not a logical argument.

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@timber001 I'm very familiar with this as this is exactly what happens to me while my wife explains what I'm supposed to do with the kids while she's out.

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@NoLimitGains To the moon and back

[Jack Burton @MattDavis_IME]

@OHare888 Also interesting how much tax money from the blue goes into the red...

[Jack Burton @MattDavis_IME]

@TXMCtrades @PamBondi "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars". 🤣🤣🤣

[Jack Burton @MattDavis_IME]

@OHare888 I'm 47 and still getting wrecked by my bike.

[Jack Burton @MattDavis_IME]

@MarioNawfal How many times do we need to successfully destroy their nuclear program to successfully destroy their nuclear program? Asking for a friend.

[Jack Burton @MattDavis_IME]

@theliamnissan As a non religious spiritual person I was not born into it, I watched others around me be indoctrinated into religion and decided on my own form of spirituality.

[Jack Burton @MattDavis_IME]

@timber001 Fucked

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@OHare888 Last time I did this was at a Pearl Jam concert at Jones Beach NY in the early 2000s

[Jack Burton @MattDavis_IME]

@OHare888 All you can eat lunch buffet!

[Jack Burton @MattDavis_IME]

@OHare888 Definitely SE. Though I'd really like a center square with a porterhouse and loaded baked potato.