Dustin

St. Pauli & Morecambe fc yes

[☢️Fallout Films @FilmsFallout]

Rite of passage.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Based Dad

[will o’brien @Willob]

school tours are absolutely wasted on children. literally a total waste of time. they have tiny brains. let me and my huge-brained friends tour the local hydro-electric dam and appreciate it in all its glory. these small-brained children cannot give it the respect it deserves.

[chlo 🏎️ @_cosmicangst]

Congrats on your engagement, I’m looking forward to new Wallace and Gromit next week

[jp @excesstential]

looked at the moon tonight. thought of this tweet. i think it’s the greatest tweet of all time

[#DeZerbiOut @KULUZEBSKl]

I remember when I was still funny

[Jalen @jayjjalen]

release it again and prove it

[T.C.P. @techceopepe]

I’d like to see a Large Language Model try to get as drunk as I did yesterday.

[goob @emyboxd]

me and that one oomf thats lowkey 30

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jonathan Nolan teases New Vegas in ‘FALLOUT’ Season 2 during his Game Awards speech.

“I want to thank ‘Fallout: New Vegas’ fans for not burning down my house, you’ll be thankful you didn’t”

[Josh @joshstubbs___]

Albert, may I introduce you to Everton

[WitchDoctorDB @db_witch]

I'm gonna fucking laugh so hard if they release an update to specifically change this

[Huge Chud Statue of Muad’Dib @muaddibstyle]

Frank Herbert couldn’t figure out how to write the version of Paul he talked about in interviews.

[spaghetti policy analyst 🇵🇸 ✮⋆˙⊹˚.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @0atmik]

i think luigi mangione rating the unabomber’s manifesto a 4/5 on goodreads is so funny. it’s like yeah that was pretty good, but i could do better.

[Nate @nateydriver]

Ooh look at me I’m Luigi Mangione I killed a guy nobody likes and everybody thinks I’m hot and I went to Penn and I’m good at Pokémon. Fuck you.

[pablo escobarner (blue check) @PabloEscoburner]

I don’t know if anything in history has aged better than this joke here

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

This means there’s a Waluigi Mangione who works in private equity