MattDembowski

Amateur cartographer

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finally really joined this damn thing which will be the downfall of society

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To whom? The Silent Generation and Baby Boomers who find the Hallmark Channel too liberal?

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Now in her 45th year in show business, Candace Cameron Bure remains a pop culture mainstay, the kind of celebrity who can make headlines by uttering a single quote on her podcast and is inundated with invitations to appear on reality shows. https://t.co/nH8hNiuyex

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@kenklippenstein

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible. - @nbcselected https://t.co/0SPXWAl2d0

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@jtwashin I can still hear Santo.

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@AFP LMAO at the US representative saying this

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@TheAtlantic @MichaelSchuman And that sends a strong message: that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound -- with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world."

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@TheAtlantic @MichaelSchuman "I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares...

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Ronaldo's face looking like the statue thinking I should've done what Messi did.

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Something tells me the "Line," which became the hyphen, then the dot has now become the hole, Trojena will not be ready for the Asian Winter Games, and the Oxagon is Oxagone. Did those comedians get the bag up front?

[Financial Times @FT]

LIV Golf prepares for bankruptcy filing in September https://t.co/8LGQhyIN0N

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I guess I missed that. https://t.co/wOMfcaJulk

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Still trying to understand the significance of a tour guide saying Uluru and Kata Tjuta are on a straight line from one another, and the tour group seeming like they were impressed.

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So I guess the acronym would become SHAME instead of HOMES. Pretty much sums him up.

[The Associated Press @AP]

President Donald Trump said Thursday he is renaming Lake Ontario to be known as “Lake America” in the United States as he escalates his trade war with Canada. The Republican president signed an executive order directing the Interior Department to update the lake’s name in the U.S. geographic naming service. Trump cannot force Canada to follow along however.

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Does South Carolina have fewer convoluted rules in determining a successor than Kentucky?

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Lindsey Graham, the prominent Republican senator from South Carolina died after a “brief and sudden illness,” his office said. He was 71. https://t.co/ZfRFkz4Iv9

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@AFP “You eat beef and sausage by the fkin carload”

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He had the photos cropped from his initial inauguration too.

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This is so half-assed. In the ancient, pre-AI world, he would’ve taken a sharpie and drawn “them,” like he did with a hurricane.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

This exchange is nuts.

TRUMP: I can’t help it if somebody goes in with a knife and starts hacking it up, and we also have pictures of it.

O’KEEFE: Can you release the photos? We’ve been asking for them.

TRUMP: Yeah, at the right time you’ll see it. You’ll see it in court. But all you have to do is call the Parks Department, call the Department of Interior, and I don’t know if their lawyers will allow you to speak to them, because you write fake news.

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@FoxNews "By your logic, I could claim this rock keeps tigers away." "Hmmm... How does that work?" "It doesn't work. It's just a stupid rock. But I don't see any tigers around here. Do you?" "Lisa, I want to buy your rock."

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too much?

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Don't know what to do when a student quotes Britannica, and the quote says this.

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Anyone remember this?