Matthew DiSero

Mayor of Me town. Comedian and Magician. Nerd. Defender of the secrets of Castle Greyskull. Amateur radio callsign VA3MKF

[Matthew DiSero @MattDisero]

I performed on Penn & Teller : Fool Us @FoolUsTV A wonderful experience, if you missed it here's a clip of my spot
https://t.co/KRrH3ZsQAK

[Matthew DiSero @MattDisero]

Keep giving the cops an inch and they’ll take miles and miles

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

BREAKING:

Police in Ontario are using On-Device Investigative Tools (ODITs)

spyware which can remotely activate microphones, cameras and access encrypted messages

The secrecy is so extreme that they are dropping cases rather than reveal details.

[Jim Ferguson @JimFergusonUK]

🚨 BREAKING: DIGITAL ID IS NOW OFFICIALLY ON THE UK GOVERNMENT AGENDA

During the King’s Speech, King Charles confirmed:

“My ministers will also proceed with the introduction of Digital ID…”

That single sentence will send shockwaves through millions of people already concerned about surveillance, privacy, and state control.

The government says Digital ID will “modernise” access to public services.

Critics warn it could become the foundation for something far bigger:

• Centralised identity systems
• Expanded state surveillance
• Financial tracking integration
• Restricted access to services
• Behaviour monitoring through linked databases
• The infrastructure for programmable digital governance

For years, many dismissed concerns about Digital ID as conspiracy theory.

Now it is being openly announced from the floor of Parliament during the King’s Speech itself.

And once these systems are embedded into banking, healthcare, taxation, travel, and public services…
they become very difficult to reverse.

The question is no longer whether Digital ID is coming.

The question is how far it eventually goes.

[Matthew DiSero @MattDisero]

Time to go back to ham radio. Less leaks

[Ivano Defazio 🇨🇦🇮🇹🇺🇸 @DefazioIvano]

Bill C-22 will monitor every Apple device...This bill will send ALL information to the Liberal Government WITHOUT any warrant....This my friends is dictatorship 101

[Matthew DiSero @MattDisero]

@ZOrtiz99 This thing sounds fake and scripted

[Matthew DiSero @MattDisero]

I never learned to swim. Maybe it was good I stayed off the beach

[mistersunshinebaby @mrsunshinebaby]

CANADIANS: This is a beach!

FOREIGNERS: Look at this gigantic litter box!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First teaser for ‘SPACEBALLS: THE NEW ONE’.

In theaters on April 23, 2027.

[Matthew DiSero @MattDisero]

Can’t believe I’m saying this but…. I agree with her

[Marc Nixon @MarcNixon24]

Elizabeth May is calling out Mark Carney, and mainstream media. The liberals did not get a majority from the by elections.

They obtained a majority from floor crossers let’s get this straight

[Movies Scenes 🎫 @SceneinCinema]

The Shawshank Redemption flopped in theaters, $16 million worldwide on a $25 million budget, opening weekend just $727,000 in 1994, it disappeared almost immediately.

It lost all seven Oscar nominations to Forrest Gump, no awards, no box office, the studio labeled it a failure and the director walked away devastated.

Then something quiet started happening, VHS rentals, cable reruns, someone watching it alone on a Tuesday night and calling a friend the next morning.

People who watched it told their friends, their friends told more people, it spread slowly, one recommendation at a time, no marketing push just genuine word of mouth.

By 2008 it reached number one on IMDb, the audience voted it the greatest film ever made and it has stayed there ever since.

It took 14 years to get there, a box office bomb turned into the highest rated film in history, built entirely by viewers long after the studio had already moved on.

[Matthew DiSero @MattDisero]

And like with arrive scam app and every other boondoggle nothing will happen to the people who got the payout

[Market Mania 🏴‍☠️ @MarketManiaCa]

$165 per cup of coffee. ☕️🥴

Honestly, this is the funniest thing I’ve heard in ages. It perfectly captures just how stupidly the government handles taxpayer money.

Peak efficiency right here. Not so funny if you're the BC taxpayer though. 🤮

[Matthew DiSero @MattDisero]

This is pretty bad ass

[Block Club Chicago @BlockClubCHI]

From early Nirvana to Phish, a Chicago fan’s secret recordings of 10,000 shows are now online. https://t.co/yfhmXPTYWt

[Shazi @ShaziGoalie]

Brampton families should not have to live like this.

At 5:44 a.m. on Friday, April 10, in Brampton’s southwest area, a homeowner pulled into their driveway, parked in the garage, and within seconds suspects rushed the property during the garage-close window.

Threats screamed. Panic inside the home. Family terrified.

This wasn’t downtown chaos. This was a quiet residential neighborhood.

Criminals are getting bolder, faster, and more organized. They know routines. They watch patterns. They strike in seconds.

People work their whole lives for a home… now some are scared just pulling into their own driveway.

Enough is enough. Public safety has to come first.

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

A painting depicting a battle with a dragon, hidden behind other paintings for over 380 years, was discovered just four years ago during church restoration.

[Matthew DiSero @MattDisero]

Brilliant. Finally

[Sarah ✱ @disaster_sarah]

“This hour has 22 minutes” (a legendary Canadian sketch comedy show) did a Pitt parody on the Canadian healthcare system.

“Robby” using hand sanitiser every 10 seconds is taking me out 😂😂😂

[Matthew DiSero @MattDisero]

@MichaelCooperMP @PierrePoilievre Elbows up

[Matthew DiSero @MattDisero]

He’s right. The applause also tells me people have maybe woke up to the idea that yes, he’s right

[JayGen 𝕏 er🇨🇦 @JayGenXer]

One of my FAVOURITE SPEECHES that SUMS up Canada

[Matthew DiSero @MattDisero]

Elbows up everyone !

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

🚨MAJOR BREAKING

The government is trying to BURY this one

Canada has just SIGNED an agreement with the Musqueam First Nation

giving them PROPERTY TITLE RIGHTS

to MOST OF VANCOUVER! .... I AM NOT KIDDING HERE!

[Matthew DiSero @MattDisero]

He may have a point here

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

Charlie Kirk, in June of 2025, explaining why a massive US war against Iran, and an attempt to facilitate regime change, as pushed by people like Lindsey Graham, is "pathologically insane":

[Matthew DiSero @MattDisero]

It’s honestly hard to watch and his party let him go on television like that. Morning Joe guy was like “ he’s the sharpest he’s ever been”. Media whores. They never should have let the poor guy keep at it. Politics is disgusting.

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

CNN Town Hall - Joe Biden to Don Lemon:

“You got the vaccination?  Are you okay?  I mean, you seem… no, it works. Or you, you know... or the mom and dad, or the neighbor, or when you go to church, or when you’re... no, I really mean it. 

There are trusted interlocutors.  Think of the people... if your kid wanted to find out whether or not there were... there’s a man on the moon, or whatever... you know, something, or, you know, whether those aliens are here or not... you know, who are the people they talk to beyond the kids who love talking about it?”

[Matthew DiSero @MattDisero]

Pure fuckary

[Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱 @ryangerritsen]

It’s one big club and Canadians are getting screwed over by them.

[Matthew DiSero @MattDisero]

Brilliant

[Valerie Anne Smith @ValerieAnne1970]

Still the best (and most hilarious) two minute summary of the Covid era...