Matt Downham

[Matt Downham @MattDownham]

@dank_ackroyd "Unrealistic expectation" to rent the flat at the advertised price.

Beyond parody.

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@boxingubanter @TomEvansCricket Who's a grumpy boy?

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@JibbaJabb Amazing views over a creek though surely must make it worth 460k 😂

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@OliKloz @josh_wabisabi @Emma_A_Webb In what way does the existence of a load of mouthbreathing troglodytes who still enjoy the Simpson's rebut Josh's argument?

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@Layo_FH I have often thought that 'retiring' to somewhere more remote as many people do, when you're entering likely the least mobile phase of your life, is probably not the most sensible thing to do.

That said, not sure I'd want to be in Shoreditch 😂

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@DuncanCampb3ll @ReutersUK And Duncan is a welfare queen!

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@chazzaward1 @DuncanCampb3ll @BenedictSpence Don't expect any sense from Duncan, the welfare queen just wants 'his' money!

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@bagpussbella @BenedictSpence Yes, clearly.

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@DuncanCampb3ll @BenedictSpence Yes, let the anger consume you, don't let the cognitive dissonance in!

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@bagpussbella @BenedictSpence Do you find that your approach of petty tone - policing and tossing out vague platitudes cuts through with many people?

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@bagpussbella @BenedictSpence My response was perfectly level headed. If you can't deal with "Get some perspective for Christ's sake" then I would tentatively suggest that social media may not be the place for someone with such a sensitive disposition.

People are angry, airs and graces go by the wayside.

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@bagpussbella @BenedictSpence Which part of my response was an insult directed at you?

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@DuncanCampb3ll @BenedictSpence Hahaha.

The gnawing feeling your brain is currently experiencing is the cognitive dissonance of using the needy as some sort of shield for the thing you don't need or deserve, but want nonetheless.

Cry harder snowflake.

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@bagpussbella @BenedictSpence You're talking about the collapse of the social contract as previous generations understand it and you're worried about whether or not it's gentlemanly?

Get some perspective for Christ's sake.

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@DuncanCampb3ll @BenedictSpence Ahh so you agree that the state pension should be reserved for the most needy?

Sounds like you agree with Benedict.

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@carlfhoward @aswren Does his workplace have a mountain of vacancies they can't find anyone to fill?

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@Dagwood__T @HoaryHead1611 Were you aware though?

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@stellastafford @lfg_uk Did they keep sharp objects away from you when you were a child?

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@stellastafford @lfg_uk You have to understand how insane this all makes you look Stella.

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@stellastafford @lfg_uk Kinda cranky to have a canned response like that ready.

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@stellastafford @lfg_uk That sounds like something that a tree hugging lefty crank would say.