Matthew Bailey

Son. Brother. Uncle. Husband. God Bless Texas.

[Matthew Bailey @MattEBailey]

@KNign21 Sounds like we agree then that strength of conference matters. Playoffs couldn’t have come any sooner man. But if FSU beats Georgia they’ll be able to say anything they want. Lose and well the committee got it right

[Matthew Bailey @MattEBailey]

Bengals win AFC Championship and are going to the SuperBowl #WordsNeverBeforeTweeted #What

[Matthew Bailey @MattEBailey]

Don’t worry I’m good

[Matthew Bailey @MattEBailey]

@ajguel @jjuujjuu_ Where’s the potato salad?

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This is the most amazing dad shit I’ve ever seen. Dude let the baby go, caught the ball, recovered the baby mid air, only spilled a drop of beer and the baby didn’t drop the bottle.
Legendary!

[Matthew Bailey @MattEBailey]

I’m convinced ABC has a quota on how many cocktail parties they cancel #Bachelor

[Matthew Bailey @MattEBailey]

At this rate the Refs get MVP for Tampa #SuperBowl

[Matthew Bailey @MattEBailey]

It has been said that good is the enemy of greatness. And don’t get me wrong Texas A&M’s quarterback Kellen Mond is OK, he’s even pretty good statistically, but he’s not great and we need an elite quarterback to win in the SEC. Am I the only one that watches football or....?

[Matthew Bailey @MattEBailey]

So think about this...there are people out there who go to the liquor store excited to buy fireball, because they like it. #SerialKillers

[Matthew Bailey @MattEBailey]

For those of you who aren’t students of the movie: in 26 years a brother and sister will hear the drums, dig it up, and roll a six or 8. Then Alan comes back from the dead and then we can end this nonsense. So we really just need to resurrect Robin Williams #Jumanji #2020Solved

[Matthew Bailey @MattEBailey]

@DicciRavis @brittanyAKAtex Not my exact words....That comes acrosst a bit harsh. I’m purty shore I was much more eloquent with my words n such

[Matthew Bailey @MattEBailey]

On behalf of myself, I’m apologizing to the world. I received a chain letter email stating that the world as I knew it would come to an end if I didn’t forward it to 7 friends. #iThoughtItWasAVirus #ImTheClown #CoronaIsTheVirus

[Matthew Bailey @MattEBailey]

@whoisheath_ Also fruit roll ups...fruit by the foot, jelly beans are just miniature Mike and Ike’s...change my mind

[Matthew Bailey @MattEBailey]

@whoisheath_ Don’t sleep on gushers my man

[Matthew Bailey @MattEBailey]

I used to be the most bad ass kid. I’d wreck a dirt bike and laugh at a scraped knee, I remember jumping off balconies or catching baseballs bare handed...I was invincible. Now I’m in my 30’s and I’m afraid to sneeze laying down. #MightPullAMuscle #TheNewNormal #DontTryThisAtHome

[Matthew Bailey @MattEBailey]

@JoshHarris25 Wayne Brady...? Just a thought

[Matthew Bailey @MattEBailey]

@DeanBlandino @GeneSteratore You make the call....

[Bad Sports Refs @BadSportsRefs]

A summary of NFL officiating: One of these was pass interference, the other was not https://t.co/klLjPIHLCf

[Matthew Bailey @MattEBailey]

Shakira can still pop that THANG!! #SuperBowlLIV

[Matthew Bailey @MattEBailey]

I think the Devil lives in Calabasas...the Kardashians spawned there, Ray Donovan lost Abbey to cancer in Calabasas, and now it claims a Goat by Heli crash. Might explain these wild fires too... #KobeBryant #🐐