Matt Engel

Copywriter @ places. Good, bad and ugly tweets.

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@Charmin implies they get your bum as clean as a pitchers’ bum

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In the future, tv shows and movies will use facial recognition to notice when you’re on your phone and will prompt the actors to break the fourth wall and call you out until you put your phone away.

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@HamasAtrocities @TheoVon

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Name idea for a healthy cake batch product: Batch It Crazy

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Lesson: not everything will be a home run, but keep swinging

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Every tedious household task (putting away laundry/dishes/matching single socks/etc) should be gamified with VR headsets and designed to earn prizes

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@HamasAtrocities Is this a @DUDEwipes ad?

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An app called ‘Drama’ — whenever there’s drama in your home you have the option to ‘Go Live’ to air your household’s drama to the public and the app will pay you.

It’s time to democratize reality TV.

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@valdombre Instead they’re busy burning Canadian flags

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Idea for @Linktree_ … collab with @linkinpark to make a rock song about the benefits of having a linkin bio

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@VividProwess Fast-forward to today and these same people are parading right by the memorial site.

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@tomgreenlive There’s a perfect little space between my couch and wall that’s needs this for a little side-coffee table. I’m on it!

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Free business idea: bakery called ‘Roll Models’ where the rolls, bread and pastries are also personified into inspirational community figures.

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Idea for a VC firm name: Reality Cheque

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Introducing Pants’d

The app where you can pants people in public.

Pants’ers pay 10 dollars a month for access to the pants’ees’ (ppl getting pantsed) location on the app.

Pants’ees get paid 20 dollars every time they get pants’ed.

Great second income stream.

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A paint brand like @BehrPaint should open a museum where people can watch paint dry - the world’s most boring museum

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Why don’t athletes do ‘in-game ad reads’? Like how podcasters do ad reads. Imagine a basketball plyr at the free-throw line saying “this shot sponsored by Tinder. Shoot your shot today using NBA10 promo code for 10% off.” This could mean less commercials 🤔

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@KomanderShawn 😂😂😂😂

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@NiohBerg What a peaceful people 🙄

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Idea for @FoodBasicsCA - make a premium (more expensive feature) on ur grocery app that allows customers to ‘select a nutritionist’ to shop for us and select their recommended foods. I’m sure nutritionists would do this as a side hustle especially if it pays more.