This cats back out the bag after some time off....
Beef on what'sapp, been hacked, spent time behind bars (cage), WW1, you name it, this feline has seen it.
Told the Mrs I knew it was bad idea going on holiday whilst I had not yet shedded my winter coat. She didn't listen.
Here I am. Fat as fuck wishing I could fit through the cat flat and I've burnt my fur off.
Brilliant
@BSFC2017res
#felixthefossil#catonhols#baldasColt
Sliding into your girls DM's like....
Chill lads, your women ain't ready for these soft paws and sharp claws ๐พ
Call me furry fossil ๐
#player#meow#strokeme
@BSFC2017res
I can't wait for Sundays game against the first team.... Gunna mark @Ethanbibby7 that closely he will coughing up fur balls by half time. Tell him to bring his pet gold fish... I'll eat that as well.
@BSFC2017res
#catmarked#stayathome#9livesbitch#catpockets
Guess who's back people...
Had a bit of time away, Few people causing beef and some issues on WhatsApp but the cat is out the bag now!
Spent some time behind bars as well down the local vets but I'm now a free man and I've met someone...
#ferociousFelix#littertray#freshstart