Matt Frith

[Matt Frith @MattFrith89]

Get me a traybuka kak, stick it on the plastic you cont!

[Matt Frith @MattFrith89]

@Becciscott1 #Scania just saying!

[Matt Frith @MattFrith89]

@Becciscott1 yea just this on from Penrith she said I had to stop it was way too good! #ImInARightPickle #Thumbing #Fingering

[Matt Frith @MattFrith89]

Right on Saturday night I got some advice that I'm not sure about! They said thumbing was the new fingering! #NotSure #Fingering #Thumbing

[Matt Frith @MattFrith89]

@mattbranthwaite @JBolt_95 @Becciscott1 @Leeeeeeanne I know and I'm non even coloured!

[Matt Frith @MattFrith89]

@mattbranthwaite @JBolt_95 @Becciscott1 @Leeeeeeanne don't worry brothers @Becciscott1 to the rescue!

[Matt Frith @MattFrith89]

@JBolt_95 what you mean is you can't wait for @daniellelauren2 to come around!

[matt branthwaite @mattbranthwaite]

Just do it I dare you...

[Matt Frith @MattFrith89]

@JBolt_95 and don't you forget it!

[Matt Frith @MattFrith89]

@JBolt_95 I thought me and you were ok! Until your attitude kicked in

[Matt Frith @MattFrith89]

@JBolt_95 have you ever watched family guy? Your bidding is very much like Peter griffins lol

[Matt Frith @MattFrith89]

Right starting bid at £34 ?

[Matt Frith @MattFrith89]

@JBolt_95 he wasn't drunk he sounds like he was high!

[🙊Memes🙊 @TheMemeFeed]

After a bad experience, he got a tattoo to highlight the dangers of finger-banging! #NightclubFAILS (Via @shittats)

[Matt Frith @MattFrith89]

@mattbranthwaite this is what your 2p coins make”

[The Profit Squad @TheProfitSquad]

I believe in hate at first sight.

[The Profit Squad @TheProfitSquad]

*Spooning*
For girls: Nice, warm and cosy cuddle.
For guys: Dead arm, face full of hair, and an awkward boner you can't do anything about.

[Matt Frith @MattFrith89]

#TipsForTwats If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin! If it tastes like trout, get the fuck!

[Matt Frith @MattFrith89]

@Becciscott1 @nicolebowman130 right ok I will go to sleep #god #SingledOut

[Matt Frith @MattFrith89]

@Becciscott1 @nicolebowman130 I really need to grow up! #sex #😳