Matt Gartside

As I gazed up at the stars last night, I said to myself “Christ! where’s the roof gone?!” Welcome to my page: a place of positivity and fun 🙂

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@cric_blog It really is an inexcusably pathetic publication

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@Reegs79 It’s convoluted, duplicitous, condescending and is the antithesis of what top-level team sport should represent.

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@wwos @rtralphy How good! 🙌

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@sydneybluenose2 @amenners Argh, mental blank on my behalf 🙋‍♂️

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@CcJcraig89 @tickerscricket Like you wouldn’t believe 🫣 I’m actually quite pissed off by that headline, it’s so needlessly rude and abusive.

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@CcJcraig89 @tickerscricket Thankfully no mate (although I appreciate that self-praise is no recommendation 😂). That newspaper’s sport section is frequently mocked by Aussie Rules fans in particular, it’s just so dire.

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@tickerscricket “The West Australian” sports section is a stain on Australia’s media landscape and shames the profession of journalism. I am sorry that Ben Stokes has to cop that, I’m an embarrassed Aussie. Best way to handle it: refuse any one-on-one interviews with News Ltd. F**k ‘em.

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@rtralphy Think “Kev’s Courting Song” for a summary of how things went 😂😂 Carnevale came 4th🫣so that’s the multi done and dusted 😂

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@rtralphy Thank you mate…will let you know how I go 🤭

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@rtralphy Happy Melbourne Cup Day mate! 🐎🥳🍾💵 I’m going to have a handful of extremely small flutters (literally spend about $30 total 😂)

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@rtralphy Thank you 🙏 I know as much about horse racing as Sir Robert Helpmann did about oxy welding (I think I just borrowed a line from Foss 🤭).

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@Irfanooq @WG_RumblePants What a photo…and what a series!

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@ashestoarchive @ImranKhanPTI Richie 🙏 He really is unparalleled isn’t he 🤭 This type of upload is something I really love, commentary like this makes you smile 😊

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@WG_RumblePants
Your post re: Ben Austin has caused me to reflect on the bravery needed to play cricket at all levels. This excerpt from Tim Wigmore’s book is a jarring reminder of the inherent dangers faced.

https://t.co/LeWcPPVn6B

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@Sophie_Dayman Sending positive thoughts your way Sophie 🙏

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@WG_RumblePants Stumbled across this page in a book I’m finally getting around to start reading and thought you would like to read CMJ’s profile of Johnners😊

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@cric_blog 🙏Well said mate. We often forget the bravery required to play the game and the luck involved when doing so.

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@WG_RumblePants From today’s WA v SA Sheffield Shield game: 2 batters out for 11, 2 batters out for 12 and 2 batters out for 13 🤭

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@WG_RumblePants Stop that 🤭