Matty G

Play whatever music you want at my funeral. I wont be listening to it.

[Matty G @MattGauder]

“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities” Voltaire

[Matty G @MattGauder]

I’m confused? I thought the GBeebies lot hate him because of immigration?

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Getting rid of Keir Starmer is not enough. We need to get rid of the politics he represents: corporate greed, anti-migrant rhetoric and endless war.

[Matty G @MattGauder]

@BBCNews Is there a wider societal problem here? Are young kids getting the swimming lessons from schools like we seemed to get years ago?

[Matty G @MattGauder]

@Lori26890913030 @BBCNews Shit up you silly twat

[Matty G @MattGauder]

Just missing Russell Crowe and some powerfully emotional, background music.

[Matty G @MattGauder]

@BCFC Flogging a dead horse with them t shirts lads

[Matty G @MattGauder]

@BloozEXTRA You could hear the groans when we all saw the back 😂

[Matty G @MattGauder]

@BBCNews Let’s hope not. Americanised shite

[Matty G @MattGauder]

@RobertJenrick Shut up you silly gimp

[Matty G @MattGauder]

@MarkHeath45 😂

[Alfonso Alonso @alfalonso]

The last Blues player to score in the 20th Century ... and the first Blues player to score in the 21st Century!!

Happy half-century to @yozzer10

I can't say I remember him wearing number 4 though. 🤔

#BCFC

[Matty G @MattGauder]

Looks like the nonce club and its weird fucking fanbase hasn’t took the Jude goal and performance very well.

[Matty G @MattGauder]

See Emma Hayes hasn’t gone down well. Even though she knows more about football than 100% of the people slagging her off.

[Matty G @MattGauder]

This silly DVB 😂

[Brian Seadon @brian_seadon]

@itvfootball He's talking ABSOLUTE bollocks; he's a champagne socialist, just like Lineker.

[Matty G @MattGauder]

Really can’t believe the lack of anger to these “hydration breaks”. The fact it’s happened in the people’s game just shows what a sheepish, subservient society we now are. The yanks finally got four quarters into the beautiful game. Sad times #WorldCup #FUCK @FIFAcom $$$$$$

[Matty G @MattGauder]

@BirminghamWeAre 👌🏻

[Matty G @MattGauder]

@NBA @USASteeplechase Great season for a young Spurs team. Their time will come 🏀

[Matty G @MattGauder]

@Keir_Starmer You’re the best

[Matty G @MattGauder]

Good job for Scotland 3 teams from 4 qualify

[Matty G @MattGauder]

Grant Hanley is playing. Never tell me the World Cup hasn’t been ruined 😂

[Matty G @MattGauder]

Scotland have the luck of the vile cunts. Like watching the vile shite