Matt Halter

Cheerful in all weathers. Never shirked a task. Splendid behavior.

[NFL Hate Memes @NFLHateMemes]

POV: Sam Darnold just won the Super Bowl

[Gun Lovers Club @GunloverClub1]

Pastor Matt Carter was walking the field when a flushed quail flew low and straight at his face. Without flinching, he smoothly transferred the shotgun to his left hand, extended his right, and snatched the bird clean out of the air mid-flight with a perfect bare-hand grab! 😲

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Phillip Rivers has more children than the entire Minneapolis Somali daycare system.

[SleeperPackers @SleeperPackers]

I’m pretty sure “The Bears Still Suck” might actually be in The Constitution

#GoPackGo

[J_Wall🧀🏈 @Lambeau4Lyfe]

Wait a minute…🧐

[Ryan Fuck'n HoWARd 🧨 48th President of The USAAA @rhino9oh]

Got you 👏🥁

[Matt Halter @MattHalter222]

With Football season starting up, you may feel the urge to place a friendly wager. Message for inquires.
Sports Book Halt #SBH

[Ashlynne Gross @Ashlynne_Gross]

I’m basically like Chris Kyle, but if he had shot a pneu dart gun…and the taliban all had foot rot…and they were all 10-15 yards away.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Be careful boating this summer @hen_ease

[Dylan Holt @DylanHolt_]

Iran got Will Levis behind center

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Only one person can save the Oilers

[Matt Halter @MattHalter222]

@paulsaladinomd @BriannaBuseman the nerve of this guy!

[Michael Crews @MichaelCrews6]

I think we are just now barely coming into a time where the young guy in agriculture is going to have more opportunities than ever before and in another 10-15 years, guys will be turning down opportunities they only dreamed of having today.

[Rubidoooo ☀️ @rubidoooo]

Never liked whiskey but after this I have to drink it 😱🫣

[Matt Halter @MattHalter222]

@RandyYmker Magness Livestock had one get to $5000 also last week!

[Matt Halter @MattHalter222]

@nbastats at 4:50 left in the first quarter D. White should get credited for a block in the Celtics/Nuggets game!

[🇺🇸Katie🅱️🅰️Ⓜ️🅰️Patriot🇺🇸Roll Tide @bama_angel4life]

When is everyone going to realize you DO NOT MESS WITH THE USA 🇺🇸 FAFO! Love my people who love our country 🇺🇸🏒🙏🏻

[Anthony @omgitsbirdman]

Thank you Kendrick Lamar! For years I have been paralyzed stuck in a wheel chair. But when u started performing at the halftime show I gained the strength to get up and turn that trash ass music off! Thank you Mr. Lamar for all you do for the disabled community!

[Ashlynne Gross @Ashlynne_Gross]

I bought this giant ass nutcracker at goodwill for $20. Heifers should be dog tame by the end of the week.
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