Matt Hand

8th grade talent show 1st place winner.

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trancegender

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A Wok to Remember

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peptide rockabilly

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People who work with no sense of urgency or efficiency drive me fucking craaaaazy

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Aphex Twink

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Can we send Crip Mac to space?
@Channel5iveNews

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@Xavianmel $24k for credit card debt. $26k for student loan.

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I hate when I have toworkulosis

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Turnstile - Hot Dog - No Line

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Should I start commenting "this is AI" on every tattoo post?

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Cheese up, hoes down

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Aphex Twin Towers

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@y0lilb0ifriend Me too. I put hot honey on ice cream sometimes and it's bomb.

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Dali Parton

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Bologna is just slices of a big ass hotdog

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*hits vape at airport bar*
the double Bloody Mary slapped btw

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@toplessFuneral I was literally gonna send this to you bc it seems like something you would post lol

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@pikaawho Omggggggg lol

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@pikaawho Fuuuuuck at observatory?? We should try to go

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@DDESTROYAH Lollll