Matt Hans

Pro Bono BS detecter - ad hoc maker of smells. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🖕MAGA fascist cowards forever! I like presidents who don’t sell classified docs.

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@TheRealOJ32 Unbelievable. One scumbag criminal advising another.

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@Mike_Pence @President_KR Pan out… we wanna see the rest of the lineup.

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@VeryBadLlama I think he’s just pissed that the “Kid’s” gender identity is now up for debate. It’s ok kid, we understand you’re Karen trapped in a kids body.

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https://t.co/KO07lHdDWo W…T…F…

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@WeAreBetterTha8 @NoLieWithBTC Nice done. My dad would be proud. #dadjoke

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@RollingStone So the reform strategy was to abuse and torture them so badly that they can only turn to god? How on-brand Christian of them.

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@SteveTobak @EllenDeGeneres Last time this happened it killed a bunch of really nice people in their homes. But I guess you shouldn’t care cuz they were various levels of more successful than you?? What kinda person are you? Silicon Valley management consultant. Get yer head straight.

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@SteveTobak @EllenDeGeneres 👆management consultant is a d!ickhead - shocker. 🙄

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@elonmusk CEO Disease much?

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@Jim_Jordan

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@RollingStone I mean is this an Onion post?: After over a year of investigation we conclude that he did what we all saw him do very publicly. Fantastic, good job everyone. 🤦‍♂️

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@RollingStone File this under: no fuqing sh!t, dude.

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@ToddAll56491634 @WVPATRIOT1967 @LynnSharig8 Bingo

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@PPathole @elonmusk Looks cool, but unfortunately that is not the future.

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@elonmusk …to die. Finished it for ya.

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@fireman452a It’s easy math, & there is no zero risk option. Verified deaths from vaccine = nearly zero, from COVID >1M.

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@Tagerlily @Sandi_Tracey @RBReich You CAN read right? Cuz that’s literally what he said…

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@joncoopertweets Indeed. And maybe be the first person the go to Mars. If it’s such a good idea, be my guest.

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@taraheartout @JimmyKimmelLive @DanPasternack @jakebyrdfromtv OMG… or the bit: “Is there a consensus of how thick it is? Like if I have to bury some dogs am I just dropping a garbage bag of dogs into outer space?” 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/3CTxV4pOVj

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@JimmyKimmelLive “I love Jews AND I love Nazis”. Wow. Man is insane. See, this is free speech… the guy is free to completely crater his career and reputation. But nobody and no business is obligated to amplify him. @elonmusk is willing to amplify hate speech.