matt 🔰🇾🇪🏳️‍🌈

ooo aaa cantona

[UnitedMuppetiers @Muppetiers]

0 minutes for Kobbie and leaving your best box defender at home when you plan to shut up shop for the back 30 of every game. What a joke.

[matt 🔰🇾🇪🏳️‍🌈 @MattHayton17]

the return

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

United looks good on you, @04Andrey 👌🇾🇪

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

The dude is gonna get Americans killed just to distract from the fact that he fucked little girls.

[7👤 @Utddoja]

‘Why do we need anti-homophobia initiatives in football nobody cares’ I’m sure

[juan @juasanalghaib]

maybe if you knew a gay person you wouldn't have ended up with such a shite dyejob

[Joe Thomlinson @joethomlinson]

Doesn’t include the 3 marginally offside goals either btw. Walloping, that.

[Bestley @ZachBest_]

Last season we created fuck all chances, barely scored and never looked like winning games.

This season, we’re creating a shit ton, scoring loads and every time we lose/draw we’re fuming because we should’ve won.

That’s clear progress, whether you like it or not.

[cold viet man nascar guy fuotball (blue check) @maqwelll]

at this rate, new zealand’s gonna advance to the knockouts simply because egypt and iran are scared of gay

[basheer… @basheertk_]

Pogba once got 4 assists in a game and Souness said that wasn't anything special because that's what he would expect from a £100m player. And now they want us to accept chance creation for a £120m player 😂😂

[Slam Sniff @GordonSkramzay]

You look like Whoville’s drug dealer

[dave @_dobbsey]

You can tell it’s Raheem Sterling because he runs like a 1950s American housewife who has left a blueberry pie in the oven

[Jonty @JontyJonty500]

Swapping Garnacho and Rashford for them two sexy cunts is phenomenal business.

[basheer… @basheertk_]

“It’s just banter” “It’s an insult”

[B @utdbrxy]

he should be banned for life for doping against 24/25 united and still holding 7

[ray @ln4norris]

lando: “it's what we decided as a team beforehand. it's not how i want things to go [..] it's the most fair thing, if i was behind and oscar had the same, i’d have to give up my position cause its not my fault, its not oscar’s fault. it was a team mistake”https://t.co/GGZ8OuKAzD

[matt 🔰🇾🇪🏳️‍🌈 @MattHayton17]

absolutely. not in a position to gamble on a young keeper considering the 2 we currently employ

[Luke 🇾🇪 @lukesellers98]

Surely the answer is Martinez out of the 2? PL experience. He’s a cunt but he’d be our cunt.

[belles @utdbelles]

FRED SCREAMERRRR https://t.co/TAVkEx2cJy

[matt 🔰🇾🇪🏳️‍🌈 @MattHayton17]

morgan please get a fucking grip

[Morgan @utdscope]

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile it happened.

[Morgan @utdscope]

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile it happened.