Matt Hurless

No longer posting here. Follow me on Bsky at and instagram @ matthurlesscomedy

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

I cannot stress enough that even if the Haitians killing some geese claim were true, it would be a misdemeanor violation of hunting regulations which no right-winger considers an act of savagery when hillbillies do it all the time

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@Chinchillazllla Hell beasts have feelings too

[CNN @CNN]

Scientists have revived a "zombie" virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost https://t.co/cVeCqCkSxB

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Does Elon suddenly need money for some reason?

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@GailSimone A happy boy

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Jesus christ what a piece of shit

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

If you come to the UK illegally:

➡️ You can’t claim asylum

➡️ You can’t benefit from our modern slavery protections

➡️ You can’t make spurious human rights claims

➡️ You can’t stay

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@GailSimone One of my all time favorite runs is Power Girl from @jpalmiotti and @AmandaRantsAlot . In that series being a superhero was a giant pain in the ass but she couldn’t not help people. The second volume of the series (after JP and AC left) lost all of it’s charm.

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Just saw Quantumania

1) Better than people have made it sound, but not as good as Dr Strange or Loki
2) MODOK is fine

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“If those jews would just stop being so fucking jewy we wouldn’t hate them some much”

[E. Michael Jones @EMichaelJones1]

Steven Spielberg, one of the richest and most powerful men in the U.S., whines about the rise of anti-Semitism with no understanding that the main cause for animus against Jews is Jewish behavior, especially the behavior of Jewish organizations like the Anti-Defamation League.

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Too bad fuck stick

[Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles]

This headline is libelous, and I demand a retraction. @RollingStone

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@mikescollins Arguably a perfect movie

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No idea what this is from but this is the best portrayal of live stand up I’ve ever seen

[DashKwiatkowski.bsky.social @DashKwiatkowski]

Hey I need you all to see the stand up comedy scene in this movie

[Matt Hurless @MattHurless]

The impact of Cinemasins is going to fuck up movies for at least another 20 years

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@scottEmovienerd These AI generations are getting good