Matt Jackson-Gill

Feminist. Why the fuck wouldn't you be?

Work at @Bis_recruit

[Matt Jackson-Gill @MattJacksonGill]

@TheBHF Gooooood morning. Can I just take electrical appliances to your Cricklewood store? 1 large chest freezer, 1 small chest freezer and 1 small fridge, to be precise.

Been trying to call them, with no luck...

[Matt Jackson-Gill @MattJacksonGill]

@FitbitUK Hi, how does my wife tell her Fitbit she's pregnant? Thank you

[Matt Jackson-Gill @MattJacksonGill]

@niallpxx Your 3 balls?

[Matt Jackson-Gill @MattJacksonGill]

People who phone on WhatsApp, when they don't need to, can fuck right off.

The silence between me speaking and you hearing fills me dread....

[Matt Jackson-Gill @MattJacksonGill]

@Soldo How many people has this been ok'd by without one of them thinking 'it looks a bit like a massive* dick'....?

*average? 😬

[Matt Jackson-Gill @MattJacksonGill]

@ItsOmarYo 😂

[Matt Jackson-Gill @MattJacksonGill]

Arsenal's pen was definitely not a pen.

So there Omar.

#ARSMUN

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Roses are red,
I love lemon sherbet...

[Matt Jackson-Gill @MattJacksonGill]

Roses are red,
How high is that steeple?

[Matt Jackson-Gill @MattJacksonGill]

@AsdaServiceTeam @CitizensAdvice Are there any legal ramifications for @asda taking money from my account without delivering anything or even contacting to explain?

[Matt Jackson-Gill @MattJacksonGill]

@asda @AsdaServiceTeam App saying our food has been delivered.

It has not.

What's going on?....

[Matt Jackson-Gill @MattJacksonGill]

@AsdaServiceTeam No need, I've had to accept a poor offer due to it being the only one.

No delivery. No contact. Money taken from my account and refund taking up to 5 days.

I had to contact @asda to get it resolved. Could only offer £30 voucher. Couldn't reschedule

Worst food delivery service

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@asda So, any idea where my food delivery is? 40 minutes late, no contact and the number on your email is closed....

[Matt Jackson-Gill @MattJacksonGill]

@SportsDirectUK Hello, how can I check product availability at a store? Tried phoning but no one appears to be home....thank you.

[Matt Jackson-Gill @MattJacksonGill]

@caughtoffside In years to come we'll be saying we saw Ronaldo and Messi, not Ronaldo or Messi.

They're both mint.

We're all well lucky.

[Matt Jackson-Gill @MattJacksonGill]

True friendship is screenshotting a meme when your mate says it's unavailable.

I need you to laugh with me NOW, not in 3 days when the account accepts you homes...

[Matt Jackson-Gill @MattJacksonGill]

Roses are red,
Don't think this is working yet,

[Bis Recruit @bis_recruit]

Welcome Matt and the Wine Gums https://t.co/0k3XH4eBah

[Matt Jackson-Gill @MattJacksonGill]

Roses are red,
Who doesn't like incense...

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@chonkyanimals @rachelmbamber