Matt Jones

Golf, Ponies, Football, General Knowledge and moans. Time's Person of the Year 2006

[Matt Jones @MattJonesOff]

@slbhatter Probably the circa 3 years remaining on his contract. We won’t be paying that off. If we can all admit this is about waiting for the stadium and the parachutes and can realign expectations we’ll all be better off

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ITV please tell me I won’t be having the rules fed to me like that. Please. Please. Please.

[Matt Jones @MattJonesOff]

Somebody please get in Rigby’s ear and ask her to let a man answer without her interrupting every 2 seconds #battleforno10

[Matt Jones @MattJonesOff]

@ITVChase you had a Golf question tonight which was wrong. Tiger woods had many hole in ones before 2018. I will accept a signed photo of the Sinnerman as retribution.

[Matt Jones @MattJonesOff]

@MrProWestie The revive mechanic totally kills solo DMZ runs. I feel like the moaning about 6 mans (which has good and bad points) has led to these changes and I think it sucks.

[Matt Jones @MattJonesOff]

Difficult watching the Apprentice. Must be awful to have your credibility dragged through the mud like this. Mike Souter stands out as the most decent guy and I have full respect. The ‘Baroness Brady’ comment however was despicable. A Karen by any other name is still a Karen.

[Cory Shackleton @CoryShackleton]

It's that time #socceram

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Jessie about to get cancelled and it’s Olivia that’s gonna start it. We’ve won but at what cost? #loveisland

[Matt Jones @MattJonesOff]

Tanya stringing along Shaq and Martin for time is all good but Casey has a day and he’s the devil. Welcome to Toxic Feminity Town #loveisland

[Matt Jones @MattJonesOff]

So good of @SoccerAM to build in time each week for me to go for a Tom tit when these eejits come on. They’re so annoying.

[Matt Jones @MattJonesOff]

Oh Shaq. You just got KIA’d. Rest well fallen soldier. We lost a good man out there #loveisland

[Matt Jones @MattJonesOff]

All for mental health and that but how do I let Tanya know I hate her guts? #loveIsland

[Matt Jones @MattJonesOff]

I’m not a hater but can somebody please make this picture make sense?? Is it edited? I don’t get it #HarryandMeghan #MeghanandHarryNetflix

[Matt Jones @MattJonesOff]

Watching this punditry during half time on BBC is tough. Really tough. Thank god for @KellySomers who asks genuinely interesting questions and has a real rapport with the England squad. Really brings these lads down to earth and gives them the space to let us in to their world

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@SMcPartland Hello. May i ask if your constituency covers the Lister Hospital?

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@Shaunkennelly @LutonTownFans Yes

[Matt Jones @MattJonesOff]

Ok @BBCNews you’re going to need to stop parading these randoms to give us nonsense stories of lunches and premonitions. Coverage so far has been very good but Maureen can do one.

[Andrew Flintoff @flintoff11]

Adnan’s got asylum 💥💥

Massive Thankyou to you all , can’t stop smiling 👍🏻

#FreddieFlintoffsFieldofDreams

@bbctms @pnefc @BBCiPlayer

[Matt Jones @MattJonesOff]

Got to feel sorry for this England CF. Makes a tonne of runs and the ball never ever comes. Can they not see her or do they not like her? #Lionesses

[Matt Jones @MattJonesOff]

It would be a shame for them to come this far and not make the final. Coming in they’ve been favourites but from what I’ve seen today this could be the end. Cmon Luca and Gemma, pull it together #loveisland or #EnglandvsSweden