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Personal commentary on tech, breaking news, sports, and whatever else I feel like, generally tainted with dark & vulgar humor.

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Yeah, I don't tweet anymore. But just throwing my name out there. #IMSTILLHOLDING #AMC and #IMSTILLBUYING #AMC because #IMSTILLIN #AMC

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I haven't tweeted in years, but since @TheRoaringKitty is posting today, I may as well come back from the dead too!

#AMC #GME #HODL #ImStillHolding

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@UrvinTerminal Myself and one other person got the registration email to sign up for an account. Neither has received the verification email after putting in our information. Can you please check your verification email service?

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@jsbrando @matt_kohrs And damn you for making me tweet for the first time in literally years....

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@jsbrando @matt_kohrs I truly hope I lose this bet....

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@SoundersFC @ECSTifo

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https://t.co/aWwebPjbzm

I have so much hate for Ticketbastards.... I truly hope this somehow destroys them.

Not holding my breath though. https://t.co/aWwebPjbzm

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https://t.co/FWOKc9AFpq

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I am watching the 49ers playing the Vikings with 1080p60fps.

That means the #Seahawks game will be buffering 70% of the time...

... assuming NFL broadcast rights don't fuck me entirely

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@dubrie 🇸🇪 Sweden! 🇸🇪

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New Dinghy Cushions https://t.co/auV1hF5TCW

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Who says you can’t paint an inflatable dinghy? https://t.co/aQLwHhn9e8

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Ethanol Hell https://t.co/OgEdbpZzDW

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Dinghy Project https://t.co/xod5rI5J1s

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TV on board https://t.co/Z2uumMnwJU

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Our 2002 Bayliner 4788 https://t.co/S7EQswJnnD

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Farewell, Seahorse, And We Thank You https://t.co/zUBdQcTqUP

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Final February 2018 ski trip stats:

Days: 5
Nights: 4
States: 2
Miles driven: 937
Ski resorts: 3
Number of... https://t.co/INNwhh2ibq

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Wait, Brandon, Rob, Malia, Leigh...

Your governor FORGOT HIS TWITTER PASSWORD?!!?

Can he teach my president that trick?