Matt

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.

[Matt @MattKlaver7]

@Mintmobile is the biggest joke of a cell carrier. They “don’t do billing” (lol) so they can’t give me a receipt proving I paid for my cell service. WHAT? You can charge me for a service but can’t give me proof I paid for it and you also don’t call that ‘billing’? #refundpls

[Matt @MattKlaver7]

For the love of god please stop calling cream cheese wontons "crab rangoon"

[Matt @MattKlaver7]

Ten years on this godless app #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Matt @MattKlaver7]

No better time to get the heardle than the day before it's gone for good

#Heardle #434

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[Matt @MattKlaver7]

@NickOfNewYork congratulations!! #GoodbyeDINK #IBO @tboypod

[Matt @MattKlaver7]

@NickOfNewYork @jackkramer I feel like Sweetgreen missed an opportunity on their bowl rename- in the style of Fall Out Boy, "Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Bowl So We Wouldn't Get Sued (again)"

[The GRiZ Father @MikeBrolumbus13]

Rhianna’s halftime performance stage:

[Matt @MattKlaver7]

Shoutout to the @Wayfair logistics department for planning their shipping 8,000 years in advance... What more could you ask for?

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

I'm worried sick that Donald Duck will be next.

[Jack Saint @lackingsaint]

The Last of Us seems like a pretty faithful adaptation of the original game but I think it was cowardly to leave out the scene where joel gets killed 18 times in the first clicker room and considers getting a refund

[Matt @MattKlaver7]

If you're a casket company, maybe don't have your "now hiring" billboards on the highway say "JOIN US!" ...

[Troy Hunt @troyhunt]

Seen at my local post office yesterday:

[Forrest Brazeal @forrestbrazeal]

good morning and welcome to 2023

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

being in costco is such a disorienting experience like what do you mean this is the cereal/hot tub aisle

[Tim McNamara @timClicks]

S3 seems like a pretty simple app. I mean, how hard is PUT and GET? Shouldn't need more than 4 to 6 engineers to maintain.

[tashington @tashpocket]

pls keep your lactose intolerant friends in your prayers this week. they finna make some horrible decisions

[Matt @MattKlaver7]

Yo @elonmusk I hear you need a CEO. Have your people talk to my people✌🏻

[Matt @MattKlaver7]

Uhoh, the wifi situation here is getting a little dicey