Matt Mayle

Comedian ~ Upright Citizens Brigade ~ The Barrow Group ~ NYC

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Matt Mayle @TheStandNYC Winning the comedy competition Feb 22, 2025 @LaughingBuddhaC #comedian #standupcomedy #funny

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@beatport Beatsource used to have “the 20” i think it was called .. an open format list of new hot releases that I LOVED!!
Does Beatport have this or something similar?

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-How are things going?

Well I just googled is taco bell open on Thanksgiving

You tell me .. 😂😲

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why if i put the sauce inside the taco at Taco bell I can’t taste it, you literally have to squeeze it onto your next bite
Got a real quantum mechanics observer effect happening

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@f0xxycle0patra Been meaning to, you sold me. Watching tonight

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We WATCH podcasts now and streaming services are bundling together like Hulu Disney ESPN all in one place

It’s called TV kids,
you’re watching TV 📺

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@minakimes Good one 😊. Of course you nailed it, just felt icky to watch

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I sleep like one of the old late night tv host constantly checking , so how we doing on time? Oh still 6 hrs till my alarm goes off..
How we on time, really still 4 hours till my alarm goes off

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Made it to the Finals of the
@LaughingBuddhaC Comedy Festival April 1, 2025
@stMarksComedy

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You should be able to block a restaurant on all delivery services
If every time the fries are cold.
Or I get the wings but they
forget the sauces
And Tac0 Bell

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Like a lot of us out here chasing a dream I have a second job
When I’m not doing standup,
I do sit down

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Saturdays in March 2025
@LaughingBuddhaC
@TheStandNYC

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Webster’s Dictionary,
Do us bolth a favor and
put an L in the word “both”

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@f0xxycle0patra That movie 😂!

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Matt Mayle @TheStandNYC Southern GRITS -Feb 22, 2025 @LaughingBuddhaC #comedian #standupcomedy #funny

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Matt Mayle @TheStandNYC Drunk Heckler Feb 22, 2025 @LaughingBuddhaC #comedian #standupcomedy #funny #crowdwork #heckler

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@una50489 @TheStandNYC Did I? Unaware

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Matt Mayle- The Stand NYC Jan 11, 2025 musician #comedian #standup #standupcomedy #comedy @TheStandNYC

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movies and series need to stop with all the time jumps or I have to get off social media

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Matt Mayle - New York Comedy Club Feb 2, 2025 gay #Comedian #Comedy #standupcomedy #funny @nycomedyclub