Matt Lamb

‘It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.’ - Oscar Wilde

[Matt Lamb @MattLamb11]

The players delivered the manager didn’t.

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A Southgate blueprint with a fashionable skin.

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Ze German is Southgate in disguise

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Harry Maguire

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"Would you rather be at peace with the world and at war with yourself, or at war with the world and at peace with yourself?

- Nipsey Hussle

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Always remembered. Never forgotten.

The Flowers of English football.
The Flowers of Manchester.

🌹❤️

[Matt Lamb @MattLamb11]

Car crash in the opposite side of the motorway, this.

You shouldn’t look, it’s not good, it’s of no benefit, it helps nobody & leaves you worse off……but ‘we’ll have a look’

#JoshuaPaul

[Dorking Wanderers FC @DorkingWDRS]

Today’s man of the match; Jordan Norville-Williams 👏

A big thanks to today's match sponsors, @OsamWebsites, for presenting Jordan with the award.

Well played, Jord 🙌

[Matt Lamb @MattLamb11]

The answer you’re looking for within yourself and the people around you is contained within both you’re and their answer.

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There are two types of people in existence.

LABC - Positive:
Those who think ‘Law Abiding Citizen’ is a noteworthy movie.

LABC - Negative:
And those who have never considered it noteworthy nor has it re -entered their consciousness again unprovoked.

[Dorking Wanderers FC @DorkingWDRS]

Dan Pybus 🤝 OSAM Websites

We’re excited to announce @OsamWebsites as Dan Pybus' official sponsor for the 25/26 season!

Thank-you for your continued support! 🙌

👉 https://t.co/HhgrsHOO6s

[OSAM Websites @OsamWebsites]

✨ 1,000 Google Reviews! ✨

OSAM Websites has officially reached 1,000 Google Reviews! 🎯

A huge thank you to everyone who’s shared their feedback - and to our incredible team for giving their all every day. You’re what makes this milestone possible! ❤️

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UTFG ⚫️🟡

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Delap is a cunt.

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Fuck off

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Bipolar FC

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United loose to themselves in training

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And still

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United beat themselves in training.

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Labour in power, Oasis back together, a comfortable United win away from home;

This feels like I’m back in my prime years.

[Matt Lamb @MattLamb11]

I feel for people who opt for a bath over a shower; You can’t headline Glastonbury in the bath, only the shower.

It worries me what other aspects of the ‘bath mob’s’ lives are also as unfulfilled as this. Bath lovers are passengers on their own ship on life’s voyage.