Matt

Former triple jump world champion. Currently 8th in the world.

[Swim Jeans 👖 @ShortSleeveSuit]

Tailor [furious]: You think you can just come in here and choose your own material and do your own measurements? Fine, SUIT YOURSELF!

[Matt @MattLulCakes]

@heidilw1 @Cosmopolitan Thought you'd be keen to experiment tbh

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@Cosmopolitan @heidilw1

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@TheDallen198 Time will tell

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All or nothing?

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Nothing worse than letting yourself down🙃

[KattsDogma @KattsDogma]

My mother's not crazy about my husband so when we go to India, I usually visit Mumbai myself.

[marf @MarfSalvador]

[Sex therapy]

Wife: He's not performing in the bedroom

Doc: Is this true?

My bassist: Yeah the show's cancelled

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Messi cheating scum

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MADRID BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD!

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Club clearout is needed.

[Kaj 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @THFC_Kaj]

Thought I was getting a nice free bet from 365. Unbelievable.

[Matt @MattLulCakes]

@Weasyy Easy done when you're older and do fuck all exercise hahah

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@Weasyy 3st's a lot of weight tho, especially in 3 months. Must've been eating leaves??😂

[Matt @MattLulCakes]

@Weasyy Ahah that's fair, GG's tho! & yeah don't fall back into old habits. Needs to be a new lifestyle