Cain

very important material, well within your sphere of concern

[Cain @MattM0112358]

Unpopular opinion: the status quo sentiment

[Cain @MattM0112358]

Just opened Youtube and Jordan Peterson was scream-crying with a beet-red face and snot running down from his nose into his mouth hair falling out in clumps saying "YOU, STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND BE AN ABSOLUTE F-FUCKING MONSTER YOU M-MOTHERFUCKER" pointing at the camera (me)

[Cain @MattM0112358]

Retroactive cancellation is fair play, all's fair in love and war

[Cain @MattM0112358]

As per Lindsay Clancy her husband Patrick probably couldn't give her multiple vaginal orgasms in a row with his small mick dick after her three kids stretched the canal into bubblegum ribbons and she subsequently got the ick and decided to delete his genetic lineage as a result

[Cain @MattM0112358]

Welcome to hell brother, afraid? I don't have time to be afraid, I'm just here to wreak havoc *ear-to-ear joker grin wraps around face and meets at the back of my head causing my skull to split in half like a Canadian from South Park*

[Cain @MattM0112358]

Like I always say just play it by ear and go with your gut, try to stay hydrated and get your 40 winks, you won't ever want for anything with this master set-up for success, don't worry, that one's on the house *slyly winks and clicks my heels as I leap backwards over the moon*

[Cain @MattM0112358]

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels my bestest most trusted since the ether of toddlerhood sister-girlfriend-kin forever and ever in a neverending continuum of sisterly sister-girlfriendhood

[Cain @MattM0112358]

One of my tics is faking neurodivergence in my continuous lifetime effort to emulate Woody Allen

[Cain @MattM0112358]

I'm going to smoke weed 26/7 until I'm 67 years young while listening to my favorite song by Chicago 25 or 6 to 7 as well as my other favorite song by Tool 46 and 7, and then I'll continue smoking weed until I don't die because weed makes you immortal, I rate it about a 6 or a 7

[Cain @MattM0112358]

*feels like skinning self alive and dumping lemon juice on head* *sips caffeine* *Mysteries of Love by Julee Cruise plays from the heavens enveloping me in a womb-like membrane of pure distilled bliss*

[Cain @MattM0112358]

I'm curious as to how to fatmaxx, I'm on a brainmaxxing quest and Claude said the optimal BMI for cognitive function is 23, I sit here at a measly 19.5, barely sentient, crawling on all fours foraging for insects

[Cain @MattM0112358]

You know what nobody's talking about? Robert Duvall's cause of death

[Cain @MattM0112358]

Epstein=normie bait, the interesting thing I've pulled from this is listening to women discussing it and expressing almost a form of twisted lust over Epstein because of how degenerate he was, a powerful man doing the most taboo thing imaginable, their arousal is barely disguised

[Cain @MattM0112358]

Ingrown hair-turned boil on underside of penis has now subsided in size, sorry babes it's no longer studded for your pleasure

[Cain @MattM0112358]

Okay i need to go outside

[Cain @MattM0112358]

So what's up today, more of the same? Ah cool, commence the long slow death of what used to be, at its pinnacle, a slightly more tolerable ugliness

[Cain @MattM0112358]

I really wish guys would stop making thinly-veiled suggestive comments in the comment sections of ASMR videos I feel like I'm jacking off in the same room with a bunch of dudes

[Cain @MattM0112358]

trots off to underwater anechoic chamber with scuba gear and gauze wrapped around entire head to obscure the senses so music is absorbed entirely through vibration to lend full attention to Meteora by Linkin Park in lossless FLAC no less

[Cain @MattM0112358]

Brace yourself, scariest image of all time incoming, you'll want to cover your mouth to keep the guts from exploding out of it from how puckered your asshole will get after witnessing this sheer unadulterated example of cosmic horror

[Cain @MattM0112358]

Rick Owens presents: nothing, an all black lineup to emblemize our trajectory into the abyss we call the future, get our cheapest t-shirt this S/S season for a modest $13,000