Matt Moretta

better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

Hit the link and pre-save my new single 'Yellowstone'

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

As a longtime viewer of Throttle House, I knew they were going to crush this.

Absolutely perfect casting choices all around.

[Matt Moretta @MattM1019]

good deal

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

The Democratic Party really is at least two parties in one at this point.

[Matt Moretta @MattM1019]

HE HEARD FOOTSTEPS

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

Haaland was beside himself after missing this off the post

[Matt Moretta @MattM1019]

Ayo @DanhausenAD give your powers a real stress test. Double dog dare you to uncurse both the @Giants AND the @nyjets this year, I'll build a shrine to your legend immediately and make it my new pro pic

[Matt Moretta @MattM1019]

@BrettKollmann And this is why it hasn't come home in 60 years

[Matt Moretta @MattM1019]

Whoever's standing furthest from the camera and closest to the edge is going to the SB this year

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Annual class photo from the 2026 NFLPA Rookie Premiere.

📸 @NFLPA

[Matt Moretta @MattM1019]

Being the residental Giants fan I am (for better or for worse) - I am quite happy for the @FrancisMauigoa pick and would like to propose the fan base starts affectionately referring to him as "Big Maui"

[Matt Moretta @MattM1019]

@BrettKollmann The green planet just had my jaw dropped the entire time

[Matt Moretta @MattM1019]

Monday boutta feed families

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

He is also a businessman.

[Matt Moretta @MattM1019]

Bam had HOW MANY POINTS??

[Matt Moretta @MattM1019]

Stress test - activated

[Matt Moretta @MattM1019]

Also I'm convinced the Giants will only be good again once they get a dedicated fullback

[Matt Moretta @MattM1019]

@BrettKollmann 🤝

[Matt Moretta @MattM1019]

2004 Eagles lose SB - 2024 Eagles win SB
2005 Seahawks lose SB - 2025 Seahawks win SB
2006 Bears lose SB - 2026 ? ...

[Matt Moretta @MattM1019]

@BrandonPerna This was the only reason he was elected Pope, they really did it for the memes

[Matt Moretta @MattM1019]

I would've been tempted initially to call for reformation but at this point you gotta do away with the whole thing

Idk the answer for domestic immigration policy moving forward but ICE clearly won't be trusted moving forward even post-reformation

[Matt Moretta @MattM1019]

Btw I mentioned this on my IG earlier this month: believe it or not in '03 ICE was quite popular - post 9/11 divvying up the INS into different depts was widely accepted by the populous at large, yet look at where we ended up 23 years later

[Matt Moretta @MattM1019]

Wrong Superbowl

[Matt Moretta @MattM1019]

The Bears are gonna throw the kitchen sink at the Raiders in the offseason to get Maxx Crosby on the team, Khalil Mack again

[Matt Moretta @MattM1019]

Also I'm convinced the Giants will only be good again once they get a dedicated fullback

[Matt Moretta @MattM1019]

I really wanna like the NFL again but they keep giving me reasons to believe the NBA is better for my sanity